Baldacchino

by TakionMELO

Censored Windows
Versionv1.0
EngineRPGM
Released2024-05-22
Updated2026-04-09
LanguageEnglish (AI Translation)

A story about a female knight (you) with various exaggerated features. Whether you undress, lose, surrender, or take a bath... everything is up to "you" as the female knight!​

WOMANpukumaru 2026-03-08
This game is fun because you can tell some love was put in and they tried to do something interesting-ish with this The gameplay is basically 2d/“3d” elder scrolls. Some interesting uses of assets. I ended up finding the moving 2d sprites charming, and the combat, while janky as hell which can result in cheap deaths, it’s a fun enough little amusement. The combat actually could’ve been interesting with a better implemented parry system. It’s honestly a step up from a lot of boring rpgmaker combat. The non combat gameplay is fine with some issues. The unlocks for scenes can be a little fun. Requiring you to make choices and talk to people you might not expect. Usually involving losing, dying, or deciding to fuck your way out of problems. The rest is grinding for money, which isn’t that bad. The big issue is the sex scenes…because the game will only unlock them if you get them and then save after. Which is a problem because there’s a bunch of scenarios with mutinies scenes and not enough saves. So you have to do the scenes with each choice and then save. There are other issues like saving reloads the entire area, etc. art is amazing, if your into this. everybody looks great. Some of best musclegirl cocky me out there. The sexy stuff is top notch. Kickass character designs. The story of this game is funny because they put some effort into this but are lazy at the same time. They do a huge info dump on the mechanics of this world They go through all this effort to establish that people literally can’t hurt each other in this world, as in, they literally can’t kill each other with weapons at all and then have the main character and all the villains use weapons and it’s just a hack and slash game. The final boss is basically a good guy and the story kinda goes nowhere It’s kinda funny that they actually tried, even making an attempt to have emotional moments and character drama. The game basically acts like it’s a big epic story. It’s awful, but they did try. Sex scenes are quite good. The scenarios are sexy. Blackmail. Prostitution. Caught etc. the actual scenes are pretty nice, with good narration and dialogue. Theres a decent amount here and some decent variety. The problem is lack of sex scenes where you think there would be. They have you level up affection with the main cast, but not scene form it. In general it’s a fun little sexy experience and you can tell some love was put in. For what is basically a doujin with extra steps made by an artist, it’s not an awful experience at all.
lolno69-666 2026-02-01
best fappable game but only in h-scenes seriously story is mid and gameplay is garbage but the h-scenes are extlemly good in my opinion but save is literaly require to do anything yes the combat is really that bad
Cloud73 2025-01-22
I think I'm more disappointed in this game than my parents are with me. The gameplay is clunky, one-dimensional, and easily cheesed, even without the health "soda" you can activate to cause normal attacks to leech life. The world and level design, if they could be called that, are made of cubes that would bore a toddler. There's not really a game here. The CG art is nice, but the three scenes I could be arsed to unlock were vanilla as hell, and the girls acted bored during all of them. I guess there's people who are into that, but even those milquetoast sad sacks have to admit that the machine translated text is just not worth reading for how badly it came out. The game is largely incoherent and uninteresting. I'm just sad that I wasted my time. Hopefully, this will save yours.
Yerman93 2025-01-16
Good change from your typical RPG game for a more action oriented one, a little junkie on some moments but nothing that ruins the experience in its entirety The art and design of the characters is gorgeous but there is too little CGs to fully enjoy it in my opinion I am giving a rating of 4 because I enjoyed and I see promise BUT considering this is not a first game from the developer might reduce to a 3 depending it this is suppose the best work so far
Tempering 2025-01-15
A first person "action" dungeon crawler in Rpgm, making the "action" part kinda clunky, but it works. The gameplay is actually kinda simple, but different. The Hscenes are all VERY well made CGis, but there aren't that many sadly. The main character is a muscle girl swordswoman, which is the best type of gals! I conclude this by saying that "Baldacchino" means canopy in italian...I really don't know why they choose this title!
El Presidente 2025-01-14
Baldacchino is an action game where you are a knight and fight things. The story is very basic, you start with goblin, you end up fighting god. other than with the sword you have 4 character that give you power and can get upgraded giving them soap (like a gift). This is one of those cases where RPGmaker is pushed to the limit, but the combat is basic, the enemies are all 2dsprites because the engine can manage that and the best way to defeat them is flanking them. Arts are basic, the stands are good but mostly are those big girls standing . Overall is average but with a innovative gameplay for the standard.
thegibusman 2025-01-14
The game is average by old h-game standards, and good by modern standards. The plot is simple, yet convoluted at the same time. The premise is resolved by the end, but the main knight never recovers her memory and the alien invasion is left at a cliffhanger. 2/5 The gameplay can be cheesed by spamming right-click commencing with an enemy attack (easy parries & heals from then onwards). The follower's powers are interesting. 5/5 just for not being generic RPGMaker turn-based combat, yet still cohesive It's faster Elder Scrolls instead! (3/5) The pornography is standard melon22: ~10 actual sex scenes, naked chiseled & voluptuous women, and your character loses her armour at critical health. The art is great as per usual, but actually seeing it is a pain. In order: 1) Only one sex scene can be chosen out of a few during certain events, while some require defeat in certain places; this is all circumvented by the gallery unlock after the final boss 2) Seeing the allies nude in the bath requires giving them bath incense (costs 30 gold each, totaling 150). This is earned by grinding the cactus in town for herbs, then using it with the meat from enemies and bread you buy to make bento boxes that you can resell for 20 gold. Please note that the cactus can kill you, and the incense is necessary to power up your allies' support attacks. 3) You cannot see your character's reflection, just her naked breasts by looking down; on the plus side, her breasts jiggle even when clothed. 5/5 for art, 2/5 for accessing the art Overall, Baldacchino|バルダッキーノ is mediocre. The reasons why I consider it to be above average are the > artwork > different gameplay > utter state of the greater h-scene This is a nice game to play through once. Ranking the characters: (blonde) bunnygirl bandit > (blue) knight captain > (redhead) main character > (purple) alien apostle > (tanned albino) shrine maiden > (green-grey) alien knight = (brunette) rookie knight
Illidan No Women 10000 2025-01-14
Hello! It's me, Illidan! Today i will reviews this... Poor pseudo unity game. Like... Who in the hell does gameplay, worser than some student in unity? I am sure that i could have made better game on unity like when i was 14 years old. Instead of using crappy RPGMaker to make pseudo 3rd game. Eh... I need to stop with my yapping and just continue review. I will rate this hgame by these categories : Translation, story, gameplay, hscenes Let's start! --------------- Translation 2/5 - Really crappy translation... You already can see mistakes in text and differences, when you choose dialogue choices. Story ?/5 - Sorry, i wasn't able to complete it fully. So i won't be able to rate it. Overally, there is some crap with corpse arts and etc... WHICH GENDERBENDS YOU. Guy got genderbended, because he used it. Also martial arts and weapons are bad and etc Gameplay 0.00001/5 - Seriously... It might be great in terms of RPGMaker. But it's worser than 0.00001/5 if it was unity game. Even in middle school, you can make better game with free models, than this shit. Because everything is so laggy, sometimes when you move mouse to look at other direction, it warps a little bit further. Enemies are still 2D and don't have proper models. I don't even talk how bad is combat here and dialogues. It's seriously bad. I don't even talk, about how little content here Hscenes 1/5 - Serious downgrade, compared to previous games of same dev. There is far less scenes and they look worser than previous released hgame. Which was in 2018 and named "Demon Lord and Guardian". ------------------- Conclusion 0.1/5 - This hgame, doesn't deserve your attention. Scenes also not worthy to see. Better to play previous hgame of this dev, than this one.

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