Cucked By The Neighbor

WOW... this is beyond bad. I’ve seen mannequins at department stores with more emotional range and better posture. The mom model is so crooked she looks like she lost a fight with gravity... Missing a belly button? What is she, a Barbie doll from the uncanny valley? (seriously bro) Let’s talk textures. Her feet look like someone photoshopped gravel onto Play-Doh. And the eye sockets? Nightmare fuel. I’ve seen horror games that were more comforting. And no, I’m not even going to touch the story, writing or plot with a ten-foot pole, because I doubt even the dev did. This is not even basic.. this is sub-basic. Like, “How did this escape a hard drive?” kind of basic. Mr. ‘Dev’.

Another "game" that isn't one (yes, it's a kinetic novel), which could easily be summed up in a 5-page comic: a pathetic MC (strange, right?) who, due to a silly act, ends up having an NPC (nothing special and almost as stupid as the MC) steal his girlfriend/mother/sister/childhood friend/etc. Story-wise, it doesn't contribute anything new or interesting; graphically, it's below average, and gameplay-wise... well, just press the Ctrl button and the program does everything. It's pretty forgettable.

Actually one of the worst games I have played, Terrible story telling with basically no plot, no depth or reason to any character. Obviously wasn't quality checked as there were typos in every other caption, usually I would attribute this to English not being a persons first language but there was no consistency, some words that were correct in some parts just regressed later on ("house" "hose" )