Northern City Metro Patrol

Artwork is great and it's not a bad pass time if you don't have much else to do, granted the game is rather short and can be completed in 10 minutes or so. Main reason for the rating is due to the gameplay itself, no real difficulty to the game and it's made slightly tedious with the rng ai the npc's have as they can easily chain the area you are in meaning you're just sitting around waiting.

Nice short game that takes about 10 minutes to complete with good art. Gameplay is very simple and easy, its the "don't get detected while pressing the action key type of game." Anyway, for what it is it does it well, a silly story with porn and easy gameplay that makes you work a little for the payout

This is something you'd be playing back in 2010 on newgrounds as a free flash game with the scuffiest animated sex scene there is, what's changed is we live in 2025 and this game needs to to inately have some kind of cost even though this isn't creatively made in any aspect of the genere it is supposed to be. The "game" part is hold button and don't get seen. The reward is some badly translated h-talk with 2-3 h-cgs. The art is literally the sketches, way too rough for me to justify it an extra star for my review. 30 mins max gameplay and u ain't going to be wanking to this.

Short, cute, good art. For what it is, I give it a 5, but sad there isn't more. But I'd rather games like this that feel like I'm on Newgrounds again, than the thousandth shit-Renpy/RPGM project with standard 3d models and no originality.

Just a simple, silly game that has some good, albeit black and white, still images. Takes like 5-10 minutes to complete. Considering if you download it for free here, you'll have a net gain with this one as it won't waste your time. I think there should be more small little fun games like this out there.

Game is easy, which i prefer for h games, the art is really nice, really all i wish was that there was more content and that it was colored art but it's still really great overall. I also like the trope of the American bikini outfit, hope to see mor from this creator.

A simple, dumb, game that has almost no real gameplay, you just hold spacebar while avoiding the guards. Animated H-scenes? nope, 2D images only. Time taken to beat this? 10 minutes. Not worth your time definitely. The art of the H-scenes is black and white, the dev didn't even bother coloring these scenes.

Northern City Metro Patrol is a silly game about a cute girl who just has to break the law and drink her bubble tea on the train, even if rape is the punishment! It's like a twenty minute game or so. The gameplay is repetitive and boring, but doesn't take long to get through. You're rewarded with a short hentai story involving a devious girl and her questionable decisions regarding bubble tea and trains. It's short, wafer-thin and mildly amusing. Worth a play if you like the way the girl looks and want to see her gang banged for being naughty.

Sometimes there are non-games because they are vaporware, and sometimes there are non-games because the gameplay loop is one where nothing happens by design. This technically qualifies as a game in that there's player input and a win condition, but the gameplay consists of holding spacebar and occasionally moving to another spot so you can hold the spacebar again. Also, it's only animated and voiced in the sense that grunting while using a 2-page flipbook is animated and voiced. I can really only say that if you like the artstyle, it's not the worst 5 minutes you can spend.

Small but decent game. You control a girl and must dodge enemies. You get sex scenes both by succeeding or failing, so the game doesn't waste your time, even though gameplay is super easy. The story was quite engaging for me, about a cute foreigner who intentionally breaks the rules and get sexy punishments by locals. Pros: + Nice H-scenes + Funny & cute story Neutral: * Gameplay is trivially easy, but not annoying either Cons: - Very short (10 min) - Censored - Lack of color in H-scenes is a bit weird