kenny
2026-04-03
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A barely functioning "game" entirely dependent on luck and with zero meaningful player input. Copy-pasted replicas of 2-3 sentences on every interaction. Low quality grainy clips/gifs for content. Bad UI
FlorpFlorble
2026-03-31
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The developer rant is really funny and on-point. Unfortunately this game proves quality takes time, and barely any was spent here. It's great as a statement piece, it's just borderline unplayable as an actual game. I'm glad it was made, I just don't think it's worth your time to download it.
Hellpnotme
2026-03-31
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Simple game, you and your dad compete to impregnate your family within a single spin the bottle session (who the fuck wants to spin a bottle 200+ times though?), with multiple endings depending on who you impregnate. Gameplay boils down to clicking a button to spin, looking at who it lands and deliberate your best choice to do with that person (depending on your stats at the time). Most of the time though you're left with just sitting by and waiting as the bottle decides to never land on you and keep landing on your dad and family. Mostly RNG-ish, you can't really control what your family's gonna do, and frankly they seem to be pretty intent on fucking your dad instead of you. So you gotta... "overcome the odds" so to speak, and keep him sober so he cant impregnate your family before you can. (you could also just cheat if you're tired of the damn bottle never landing on you or if you wanna unlock the endings) Its definitely possible to get the "True Harem Ending", however with the odds and actions being super rng-based, it will just come down to your luck, so really I'd like to see this whole thing expanded upon? Unlockable skills after every ending might be sick, to skew the odds to YOUR favor and leave your dad doing nothing perhaps? More "intervention" type actions to your dad or your family to make sure the ladies only hop on your dick, etc etc. Though from the looks of it, the game might not get that many updates like that so, oh well its still pretty good for a small game like this.
Karmasaur
2026-03-30
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Amazing game, 10/10, would nut in my family again. Developer is absolutely based, doesn't mince words, delivers a product in record time other HTML devs could only dream of making in a decade. Doesn't take your money, just makes a good ol AVN, and makes good on it.
Nathanking21
2026-03-30
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I mean, I don’t know. It just feels kind of bland. The premise of the game is interesting, but everything else kind of sucks. The UI is whatever, the dialogue is terrible, and you’re just clicking a button while an image and reused dialogue pop up once in a while. Not really worth the time, in my opinion.
Berserk72
2026-03-30
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The developer rant is great. The game is simple and complete. It is good to have a chuckle with others who miss games/mods that were made just for meme/enjoyment. The game accomplishes its goal. If you want to remember the early days or experience what they were like, this is the game.
Lupiscanis
2026-03-30
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Review of 1.0 Pretty short game, pretty short review. It's a great small game that doesn't do anything more than it claims - video clips of various sex scenes via a spin the bottle mechanic with RNG built in. It's not the greatest but if you're looking for competitive NTR it's fun enough and has impregnation as well (no visible pregnancies or anything). Not going to win many awards but that wasn't the point.
1darius7
2026-03-30
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Developer commentary on point, delivering a more complete game than half the patrion baits on the site. Sure the UI is a little clunky but thats not the point of the game really. Hell, for a developer shitpost statement game its even got endings and alternate endings. And no AI slop either. Incredible.
AnPolice
2026-03-30
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This game is a piece of shit. And you know what, I respect it. This isn't a porn game. It's meta-commentary. It's a piece of shit to prove a goddamn point. This game went from idea to real shit in a couple of days and the dev released a "full" "game" in a fraction of the time that bloated Patreon leeches have released a single typo-fixing patch. Read the developer's rant, shit's hilarious.
req_pat
2026-03-30
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Game is pretty bare-bones. That said, that's exactly what it was supposed to be (unless I misread the "dev rant" section). There are some odd formatting choices that make the game clunky to navigate. Having the media at the bottom of the screen in an inlaid scroll box makes getting to the re-roll cumbersome. When it does get to your turn to choose an action, it isn't obvious for whom you are choosing until you scroll back to the top of the screen. It has awkward text generation of "[male character] was penetrated by [female character]". While this site has plenty of this kink available, I don't believe this game is actually intended to include it. Overall a fine, if lackluster game. The best part of the game is in the developer rant. A reminder to be more intentional about choosing which creators to financially support. While the dev focuses of questionable html games, I think there's an argument that it extends to the recent influx of ai games.
Yeahanu
2026-03-30
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Well, what to say....it is bunch of nothing....u just spam click with choices coming few in between....no soul in dialogues... over-all nothing to see here or play with... probably won't miss a thing if u skip. Just another HTML click fest with no meaningful content