Paradise Of Desire

Pretty good presentation. Unfortunately the animations are all "floating dick" nonsense and there is some tentacle nonsense as well. Tried the gameplay for a while but got bricked after some levels with no idea what to do. Save yourself a mouse and just download the save file if this is for you.

I'm going to be completely real here, this rating is 100% based on the porn being really good. Everything else is mediocre or bad. Every single character has at least 5 short scenes, all animated (except for a single scene where they apparently just forgot). These can be viewed in the 'extras' menu from the main menu after getting their heart meter to 3 hearts (each heart unlocks a scene). You can also use the 'memories btn' (MTL butchered that one) to view the CGs with just moans instead of the dialogue, which is good, because the voice actresses are clearly not super experienced. While some of the line readings are indeed really bad, some of the dirty talk feels REALLY genuine, in a way a professional could never manage, and the moans in the dialogue version are somewhat more realistic, so your mileage may vary, so to speak. Overall though, they did a pretty good job considering every single line of dialogue in the game is voiced. As for the game. There's more bugs than gameplay, though thankfully all of them seem to benefit the player in some way (weapon switching restores health, switching to the same weapon you're using makes it double-fire for as long as you hold down the mouse button, etc.). The game is easy, but it'd be really hard if there were no bugs. Thankfully, as if anticipating this problem, the developers allow you to 'LOCK THE BLOOD', which appears to be a poor translation of 'LOCK HP BAR', making you invincible if for some reason you can't pull off the pathetically easy exploits. The story is pathetic. Though I can't read Japanese, I can understand it when spoken, and since every line was voiced, I have a decent idea of how it goes even without the MTL filter. Long story short though, it's 5 different plotlines loosely stitched together, presumably in the order of when the author came up with them. Each one essentially renders the previous one irrelevant, and sometimes things just happen, seemingly foreshadowing something, and then never actually pay off. In short, remember to spam the weapon switch button, but not TOO much or your game may crash due to rendering too many weapon effects at once. Or just get a save file, I may post mine if I can find where the game saves.

Gameplay is just point at the enemy and hold down m1, story is lightly edited MTL, visuals are pretty much what you'd expect out of a meet n' fuck game from the mid 2000s. At least you can speed through the combat segments by spamming the weapon select button to remove the fire rate cap.