PIMP Life: Sex Simulator

The dialogues are terrible, and they lack any care for even the most basic quality. For example: "What's your name?" "Carolina." "Hello, Karolina." And then her name tag is "Caroline"… Come on. The English translation is the worst I've ever seen. Some sentences just don't make sense. At some point you see the hint "Subtract Leah about the problem at the bar." Uh? (and of course, her name is Lia, not Leah). Even the exit button in the menu is labelled "go out". So… yeah, I started skipping all the text pretty early. It's not like you need to read it anyway: the "game" is just a few choices here and there between two answers, and I'm not sure they actually make any difference. The sex scenes are boring and with zero build-up. It's baffling that the "strippers" don't do any stripping whatsoever (even when the text implies so): the scenes jump from fully clothed to completely naked with your cock between her buttcheeks. The only positive is that it's very short, so the time wasted isn't much.