Seika VS Tentacle Monster

TLDR - Shitpost game. As a game, it sucks. The hentai isn't worth it. Dear lord. It sucks. It is as bad as the image previews. It feels like you're playing a fangame from 1995. The unzipped game is 690MB. You might be asking yourself "How the fuck is that possible?" Simple! Use fucking bitmap images and wavefront sound! The wav folder alone is 247MB. bmp folder is almost 400MB of bitmap files. The funny thing about this format is that the size is wholly dependent on the pixel area. All 800x600 .bmp files will be the same 1.37MB. And each text screen is a separate image file! The 1995 analogy is adequate even regarding file formats. The game is clunky, slow and unresponsive, looks like things are going at around 15FPS. To make matters worse, the music keeps skipping during gameplay, as if there was some sort of problem with the file. People 30+ might liken the effect to a bad CD doing small skips while playing. Considering the amount of effort needed to make it this bad, I find it impossible for this to be anything other than the intended result. No amount of incompetence can explain this game. Unless the dev is a 50+ dude who is still using a windows 95 or 98 machine and had to use WinAPI, Win32 or Visual Basic 6 to make the game.