The Simporn

I decided to download and play this game, despite every obvious sign that I shouldn't. The first thing I noticed is that the 18+ prompt button says "I am over 18 or older". Already the first signs of brain damage were beginning to take hold. When you start the game, you are immediately asked: "Who do you want to fuck?" You are presented with an animation of "Bart" jerking his cock. "Bart" looks like a standard Daz 3D male model with a shrunken head. His facial features are too large for his face. In any case, your choices are Marge or Lisa. Choosing Marge, you are then presented with another option: Kitchen Porn or Living Room porn. By choosing Kitchen Porn, you get a scene of Bart grabbing Marge's ass, whipping out his dick and telling Marge to take care of it. She decides to stop cooking and give him a titjob. Now, I should mention at this stage that Marge looks like she weighs 400 pounds. Her hair is a blackish blue instead of blue. Her face looks terrible - her lips look like they were bitten by a venomous snake. You can choose four other positions (blowjob, cowgirl, anal doggystyle, anal spooning). The only way to cum is to view all of these scenes, at which point you are presented with the most awful looking face of all time: NSFW The rest of the scenes are kind of the same deal. There are two scenes for Marge, and two scenes for Lisa. For all of those scenes, you watch Bart sexually harass his family member, whip out his dick, then you click through all the sex positions available, and then Bart cums. If you think Marge's face looks bad, Lisa's is definitely worse. Lisa's face looks more like a monkey's than a human's, and she is two heads taller than Bart. This sort of thing is bound to happen when you take random 3D assets and try to customize them with no idea of what you're actually doing. If there is a God, He is not benevolent, and this game is proof of it.