Yumiko's Streamer Trouble

There are reasons for a game to mix 2D sprites and a 3D environment. This game does not have them. There are reasons one might make a game shorter or longer. This game is too short by any such standards. There are some very good reasons to make a Gawr Gura game now, rather than later. This game doesn't take advantage of anything related to Gura save for her face. There is no reason to play this game. There was no reason to make this game. The developer clearly didn't put any thought into anything in this game, or if he did the thoughts were nonsensical to the point of being indecipherable from the actions. The game is insanely short, made in an engine designed for AAA titles. Why? The game uses a 2D png as a sprite for Gura, when the environment is in 3D, and the gameplay is that of a visual novel. Why? She doesn't even get to keep her feet. This is not a good review, but that's because there's barely anything TO review. There's barely any game. The design is nonsensical, the story barely any more coherent, the gameplay nonexistent, and the main heroine is going to be dead soon. Why would you play this game? You shouldn't. Don't play this game. It's not even comically bad, it's just saddeningly bad. This is Gura's porn legacy? For real? If I were her, I'd be insulted.

I have seen garbage before. This isn't even on the same level. I don't think there are descriptors in the English language to describe how trash this is. If you wanted to put the absolute *minimum* effort into creating a game, this would be front and center. Calling it a game is generous. It's more aptly described as an interactive waste of time. It's 2 minutes long. Some people will take longer to download this than to play through it. I've taken pisses that were longer. And we haven't even discussed quality. Which isn't much of a discussion, because there is none. I couldn't even lay off the criticism if this were to be presented as a test idea from a 12 year old prepubescent who aspired to be a game designer *one day*.