Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation

by Portland Caviar

Uncensored Windows

Versionv1.3

EngineUnity

Released2024-03-15

Updated2024-05-14

LanguageEnglish, Chinese, Portuguese

2D Game 2DCG Adventure Animated Big Ass Big Tits Combat Fantasy Group Sex Handjob Humor Male Protagonist Monster Girl Sci-Fi Shooter Superpowers Vaginal Sex Vore

About Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation

Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation is a 2D animated Unity shooter from Portland Caviar, set in a sci-fi fantasy galaxy. You play a pizza delivery pilot who confronts enormous anime girls as they invade space. Its visuals are 2D CG. The presentation keeps the tone playful while the action focuses on giantess encounters.

The current release is v1.3, dated March 15, 2024, and development continues. It runs on Windows and is available in English, Chinese, and Portuguese, with no censorship. The latest changelog says boss fights use a smarter path system, so the camera automatically focuses on the most relevant parts of a giantess instead of cycling through clothing. It also adjusts blinking for comfort, removes idle waiting during boss sequences, and includes additional bug fixes.

Developer's description

A shoot-em-up of macro proportions! When giant anime girls invade the galaxy, only one man is able to stand against them and put things right- a pizza guy with a pilot's license. Spoiler: Trailer https://cdn.cloudflare.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/256901429/movie480_vp9.webm

Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation screenshots

Download Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation v1.3

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Changelog

v1.3 Improved path system: A smarter path system will make the boss battles more dynamic. No more waiting around for the camera to cycle to parts of clothing you haven't stripped off- the camera will automatically move and focus on the parts of the giantess that are the most relevant. Blinks and color corrections: The blink system has been adjusted for greater comfort. Additional bug fixes: Cleaned up additional smaller things that have been reported or that we've run into. v1.2 Fulfilling requests from our users we developed the following: - Ship speed control The options menu now has a ship speed control! - Giantesses Gallery Now in the gallery section we have a gallery of giantesses: If you beat a level, a giantess will be able to be observed on their stage with pan, zoom and clothing controls. - Several bug fixes

Player reviews

Player rating 2.0 / 5 · 9 ratings

Written reviews 9 · avg 2.4★

Positive (4–5★) 22%

Latest review 2025-11-16

What players say

Most players found it a short, retro-styled shooter with weak gameplay, though some praised its old-school look.

5★ 0

4★ 2

3★ 1

2★ 5

1★ 1

Players like

Retro arcade art and old-school vibe.
90s shooter and anime cutscene style.

Common complaints

Gameplay is too basic and repetitive.
Slow, unskippable dialogue makes pacing tedious.
Ship movement is too fast and hard to control.

Best for players who enjoy short retro arcade shooters with giantess themes.

Summarised from 9 written player reviews.

MikeTheDoge 2025-11-16 ★★★★★

Not bad arcade game, It's just a space shooter with some story, very simple and it might be fun for like 2 hours maybe till you finish the whole game. The art fits the old school vibe they probably aimed…

Mantravx 2025-05-31 ★★★★★

The game's art is beautiful; it's amazing how retro-anime is 100x more exciting than modern anime. The only flaw is: there's no way to skip or summarize the dialogue, which is unjustifiably slow, and the gameplay lacks any challenge, with…

ApocCharging 2024-12-07 ★★★★★

Played version 1.3 Good Clever mix of 2D, 3D, pulling back from the gameplay on an arcade screen Able to turn off a bunch of visual filters in the options Issues UI doesn’t react to the mouse except for left…