Chair Fucking Simulator

Just trying to get the rating down, after the joke has run it's course. On it's own this isn't too bad, but this isn't the only joke-game I've seen already. While I had a chuckle when I first saw this abomination, having it so well rated screws up the point of the weighted filter.

To see such an incredibly well crafted story put onto a site like this for free profounds me... I have been moved by this enriching, immensely worthwhile piece of art. It speaks to the soul. No video game, let alone hentai game, no show, no movie, no other piece of art is more relatable than Chair Fucking Simulator. Truly, the complexity of its story, its rich themes of escapism through finding love through the inanimate objects of this world...it could bring anyone to tears.

That is just what i was looking for. The absolute roughness of plastic and metal, along the purity of every component. Both flexibility and comfort of chairs perfectly represented, the best game of the genre.

Loving inanimate objects is perfectly normal, not weird at all. So normal and fun in the bigliest way, only the most adVanced players can understand. To borrow a catchphrase from my hero JD, this game and its sequel about thicc sectionals is "Sofa King" good.

like others have said, this game is just odd and pointless. I have a pretty good sense of humor but this is just boring, trying too hard. .

peak absolute peak

This game has fundamentally changed my life for the better, my dick doubled in size, my wife loves me again, i am now the CEO of 34 different companies and my dad came back with the milk. To rate this game anything less than 5 stars would be completely blasphemous. 10/10

The ultimate game that was ever made. The answer to all of humanity's questions about sexuality. The deepest desire in us all: to fuck what supports us. You can almost feel the spirit of Freud smiling down upon you as you play this masterpiece.

This game serves as why F95 needs to implement a "chair" tag. Finally, us in the chair community have had our fetish recognized in (what is frankly) a masterpiece of a game. As a long-time chair fanatic, I hope this has been a sexual awakening for thousands of new people, giving our community further legitimacy. #GiveUsAChairTag

I cannot assemble a chair without getting a boner, this game has changed me forever, a true cinematic masterpiece, a first quadruple A nsfw sex game. I'm so glad spark the wires introduced me to this wave of seated pleasure, I can no longer board flights, those airplane seats make me go crazy. after playing this game, you'll never be able to sit in a chair in public again 10/10

I have a world-wide ban from IKEA. I go to the Lay-Z-Boy website when I need my special alone time, late at night. I have kind of a thing for vinyl and cushions. Like, a THING a thing. Folding mechanisms, reclination, or just the beauty of wood and nails. Exquisite. When my boss called me I just sent her a link to this game. It is my all and my everything now and I.... Oh god and I just realized. I am sitting on a chair RIGHT NOW as I write this. I... I gotta go. I'm going to fuck some more chairs now.

One of the few games on F95 that have been played by notable youtuber Markiplier. Certified classic, 10/10 emotional story, sublime gameplay experience and wonderful graphics and animations. Honestly, worth playing for 10 minutes just for the sheer novelty of it.

This game changed my life. First when I saw this game I was like everyone "wtf a chair ??" But then I start the game and the shining light was here. Graphics are exceptional, we really feel the chair beauty and the animations are great and realistic ! To conclude, I think i'm going to marry my gaming chair.

10/10 truly a master piece. At first I had my doubts about this game but after I played it My life and my chair's were never the same. Ive never seen my chair so wet before, then again I never dropped my glass of water from laughing so hard before either. the animations are smooth. there a lot of models and they are VERY detailed down to the screws and bolts!!! and best part is... they are uncensored!!! recommended to any chair enthusiast.

Human kind at certain points in it's path creates new paradigms of existence from which mankind can never return. As history and fate both look back upon the release of this masterpiece of furniture fuckery they shall most likely agree that, akin to the harnessing of fire or the atom, or the discovery of clothes or music, this game will begin one such paradigm shift. This time one of raw unbridled sexual discovery. With chairs.

You like sex? You like sitting down in chairs? Now you can save time and do both at once by fucking the chair. What's not to love, you combine 2 things we all love to do. Chair and sex, it's like the Fish and Chips of the adult world, it just fits.

I must admit, that I had a really bad day today. My toast fell on the floor, I set my shower water a bit too hot for a second and I feel like there is something between my teeth, that I cannot get out. But this game saved my life. It is the perfect story of a grey marshmallow, that wants to fulfill its biggest dream. To go on Tinder and find the most beautiful chairs for some no strings attached One Night Stands, but sometimes there is just this chemistry with some chairs, which make considering a second go a good choice. A tear or two rolled down my cheek right there. The gameplay mix between the luck of a casino and the classic rhythm game was the original content I did not know i wanted and still do not want, but here it just works. I certainly have to look up the music used in this game. It is so phenomenal and pleasing to your eardrums. Certainly a must have for every sexy time. The graphics of the game accentuate every curve of the chairs and the shines of the leather or plastic some of those have. Screenshots alone would be enough for me, but the animation just makes it 100 times better. Truly a perfect score of a 11/10 and probably the most important game of this year even outside of what can be found here on f95zone. This review is certainly not written with a gun to my head.

I was lost. when no ones else was here for me, this game was. i'll admit, my attraction to chairs was not something i foresaw, but i'm here now, and boy does my gaming chair look different The fantastic 3D models of the chairs make my knees weak, every curve and padded arm rest... i get to fuck it The animations are wild, and high quality at that. I am avidly awaiting more chair games from this developer.

This game is a part of the "no judgement zone". This is certainly a very experimental game and new experience for me. The dev is an up and comer post-modernist. Made me laff for a bit, hope the dev learns from this and keeps it up I always enjoy a comedy distraction game.