Can I get an Iced Coffee with Breastmilk!?

This game is... alright. You pick it up, play it through and get what you came for and it's silly. The characters and the scenario are cute. I find it difficult to be too hard on this game because it's clearly not trying to be more than it is. But what it is fell a bit short for me. It might work better with its Lovense integration, I wouldn't know. The animations have alignment issues, and the "pleasure" gauge during scenes doesn't feel meaningful. Also Sandbox mode was completely broken for me so I couldn't really see what other possibilities there were. Oh and.. on the "milk" route there's a thing where Muffin's tits grow each day but for me this didn't seem to carry over into scenes, which is a touch disappointing.

This is a fantastic sex sim game. High production quality, with great looking characters and environment. But the voice acting of the girl by ZeroDiamonds is what really makes it special. It has a pretty simple format: each day you order a new coffee, and can choose to either have a sex scene or instead some kind of comedic game over. Each day the girl gets lewder and her breasts get bigger. The sex scenes allow IK interaction with the girl's body, allowing you to squeeze and fondle her, and she moans and changes her expression in response. This works great on her breasts, but is extremely jank unless you give it a very light touch, breaking the rig and animation.

So, where is the "game" ? Is it in the same room with us RIGHT NOW? This... project has fewer game features than a McDonald's terminal. You might as well call it "Can I get some of your money? I studied Blender for a week!" By Sigmar... you can probably give the most average Koikatsu creator a box of instant ramen noodles and he will make a better GAME than THIS in a WEEK. And what about the optimization? I am very much thankful to the devs for caring about the heating of my house during those cold-cold winters, but I DON'T NEED ANOTHER HEATER, THANK YOU! And you know what? I think that if you're gonna put all of those 3D objects and fluids into Blender, and then launch a simulation, you'll end up with better optimization than whatever you will see in this game . And there isn't even an on-launch sale for it on Steam. And they have almost 4000 paid supporters on Patreon... And you know what? Fuck it. You can end those fucking times, Archaon. If this is what people are choosing to support with their money — then we totally deserve it. But hey, it could be worse. At least this isn't the Ashes of Creation.