Cock Cannon

Average would be the best I could give this. The art and initial premise is fun and great looking. However, the gameplay is simply... subpar. This is not helped by the fact that it is incredibly dragged out. The janky hitboxes coupled with bosses and an inability to turn makes fights repetitive and boring. Overall, not really worth the effort imo; especially since taking away the gaming component really does not impact the porn, and vice versa.

Cock Cannon [Final] The gameplay is somewhat poor, the controls are a bit strange, and certain weapons don't work well either, such as not being able to shoot behind you with certain weapons, unnecessarily prolonging certain fights. In addition, the hitboxes aren't particularly well done, as certain attacks don't hit your character but still inflict damage. The game becomes repetitive very quickly, and the levels are quite long for the number of them available. It takes a while to get the H content, and the character progression system isn't particularly enjoyable. The H section is pretty average overall, although I would highlight the issue of censorship, which is extremely annoying and was a reason for me to stop playing early on. I recommend it if you like the art, don't mind the censorship, and have nothing else to try. I give this game a 4.9 out of 10.

Not bad, not great. The game as a whole is pretty straightforward - it's a shoot-'em-up with a world map but with linear plot progression. New weapons and upgrades are available, but they have to be unlocked by finishing specific stages. The main enemies are the four witches, who are bosses that are recruited as allies when you defeat them. In the menu, you can pick one of the available witches to come with you on a mission - but this doesn't have any bearing on the story, and the only effect is that it gives you stat bonuses. The porn in the game consists of animated scenes, though they are censored through pixellation. Each of the four witches gets three scenes, so there's twelve in total. The first scene of each witch is automatically attained after beating the witch in her boss stage, but the two other scenes have to be unlocked by upgrading the witch with 'discipline points'. These 'discipline points' are gained by finishing a previously unfinished stage. The interface in this game is simple and slightly clunky. The sexscenes and story segments are visual novel-style, but there's no rollback, no log, and no option to hide the menu. And especially during the sexscenes, the game responds poorly to clicks or keystrokes - so rapidly clicking through a sexscene isn't really possible. Gameplay The gameplay here works, but it's really basic as far as shoot-'em-ups go. You can switch between two equipped weapons, and then there's a third special weapon that slowly charges up. There's more than a dozen weapons available in the game, but you have to equip the ones you want to use before the mission. Your main weapon will fire automatically, contrary to what you'd expect. This isn't really explained anywhere - in fact, the tutorial just says "press J to switch weapon, press K to fire", but the K-key only refers to the special weapon. So that's a little confusing. The enemies are kinda basic, but they still have a nice variety to them. And that variety is good, because you'll be seeing the exact same lineup of enemies throughout the game. Sometimes a new enemy gets added, but that's it. The worst part about the gameplay is that the balancing is kinda off. The enemies get stronger and tougher with each stage. Granted, you also gain experience and level up - but not nearly at the same rate as that the enemies get stronger. So unless you make sure that you level up at least once per new stage, you'll get completely outclassed in the later levels. Fortunately this game allows you to replay old stages, meaning that you can just grind easier levels for XP. But that's still time-consuming, and the fact that you have to do this in order to make sure that the later stages remain playable is... not a plus. Story & Writing The story is... paperthin. The premise is superficial and comical and it stays at that level, so don't go expect any deep lore in this one. The ending kinda annoyed me; Spoiler So the main character wants to dispel his curse, right? That curse that turned his cock into a cannon? Well guess what - after you've finally beaten the final stage, nobody brings up the curse anymore . It's like they completely forgot about the whole thing. You'll get a cliffhanger about the evil queen from Snow White, and some brief scene that you and your gang now move on to liberating other, less powerful witches... but that's it. That just bothers me. The MC spends the whole game trying to get his cock back to normal, only for the ending to ignore the whole thing. Also, how does he piss with that cannon? Inquiring minds want to know Art & Porn The art is generally good. It's kinda like the better Newgrounds games. And the art style is consistent throughout the game. The background art was clearly an afterthought, considering that most of it is just random photos. But that's not even all that objectionable. The sexscenes are... okay, I guess? The quality of the art remains consistent. But even though the sexscenes are varied, I didn't find them all that fappable. Not even compared to those of oldschool Newgrounds smut games. Conclusion 3/5 stars for this one. Like I said at the start: not bad, not great. I played the whole thing from start to finish, completed every stage at 3 stars, got all the upgrades and unlocked every sexscene. It doesn't feel like I wasted my time, but... it's not like I really enjoyed myself all that much either.

Game mechanics are ok but It takes several levels for any lewd content and then it's terribly pixelated. If some of the normal monsters or even just sub bosses were a bit spicer then it would be a more satisfying experience.