Cosmic Cams

Played V1.2 Cosmic Cams is a short turn based score optimization game. Think like Balatro, except instead of stacking your deck you're trying to collect useful planets, and instead of Jokers you have sexy alien cam girls. There's no explicit content, so don't go in expecting anything more intense than some cheesy dirty talk. Space babes 4 / 5 If you want to see weird and creative alien girls, this game has a lot of fun designs. Furry, robotic, plant like, blue skinned, tentacled, there's a lot of variety, and unlocking each one is satisfying. They are held back a lot by being little more than a picture and a few lines of dialogue though, I'd like to have gotten a lot more from each girl because almost all of them are interesting. Number Go Up Gameplay 2 / 5 It's not completely mindless, but it's frictionless and uninteractive. The overwhelming majority of turns there is literally nothing to do, and on the turns where there is a choice to be made, it rarely felt like any of the options were that different. It didn't feel like there was much of a way to specialize my run since you don't have any control over the tags on the planets you get, and there's only some many girls with the same tags in the pool so you're forced to diversify. As long as you have active streamers and planets, you're winning, so there's not much else to fuss about or optimize. UI 2/5 From this kind of game, I expect features that make it clear what systems are effecting what, but none of those are here. It'll tell you how many points you're getting each turn, but it's hard to see where they're coming from. There are some good features like highlighting the shop buttons when they're open and the quality of life features for moving ships, but I expected everything to give more information on hover than it did. I'd love to see this game get the extra bits it needs to be incredible, I could see it becoming quite addictive with the right changes but as it is, I don't think it's worth the time.