Easy Life

Welcome cultured men. Allow me to introduce you to an innovative, industry breaking game, where you get to play as a young orphan girl living on a city, whom has to earn money leading to erotic results! Experience first hand amazing mechanics such as a stamina bar to prevent power farming, and a hygiene stat that ensures you'll shower more than in real life while watching a nude beautiful girl! Develop your character stats to unlock new activities like flashing random people, just because we fookin' can! Get molested in such a degree that would make your weird uncle ashamed, yet still look forward to and enjoy having lots of sex! Work as a waitress, stripper, bartender... or become the ultimate e-slut by opening an pornlyfans account! Make your fantasy of going to college and actually be able to afford It come true! Enjoy a vast collection of real porn GIFs that will let you wondering if your character is a shapeshifter being haunted by the most annoying poltergheist ever! How do you come with all these ideas, you cheeky genius, are you asking to yourself? Welp, I'm just that good. I'm a porn version of JJR Talkien, with around the same number of female characters! (Until we get to the introduction of the lesbian parts.We will outclass him afterwards.) Spoiler Why am I allowing your unworthy eyes to see my unfinished Magnum opus, you say? As you can probably tell, I was born in an ascended nation that doesn't have english as its first language, so if you see something that doesn't make sense to you, don't get all worked up. You're playing with one hand after all, so I doubdt quality prose is what you're after. Let me know and I will get to change the phrasing of stuff. Also, my code has a big enough amount of spaghetti to give the Mario Bros an erection measurable from outer space, so put your best short trousers on, and enjoy the bug hunt! Why am I opening a patreon? I like money. Like, really like It. Almost as much as watching egirls dancing. And more money for me means being able to buy superior porn, enhancing both our onanistic experiences at the same time! It's such a hot deal it might be included as a gif in the game at some point, honestly. Disclaimer: allow me to get serious for a moment. I can't believe I find this necessary to say, but this game is a piece of fiction and doesn't reflect my personal values nor my view on women. Every single character in this game is a fucking big pile of human detritus. If you catch yourself seriously agreeing with anything said or any events, do everyone a favour and go outside, to teraphy, or even better, go fuck yourself. Peace.