Hornycraft
by Shadik
2DCG
Adventure
Anal Sex
Animated
Bestiality
Big Tits
Futa/Trans
Graphic Violence
Handjob
Lactation
Male Protagonist
Management
Mobile Game
Monster Girl
Multiple Penetration
Oral Sex
Parody
Point & Click
Prostitution
Sandbox
Trainer
Vaginal Sex
Welcome to the world of HornyCraft game! This is an 18+ fan parody where you have to play as a guy named Steve who lives in a cubic world. This world is fraught with a lot of vulgarities, be sure of it!
Screenshots
Win/Linux
Android
Update 0.31
Slime:
Added scene «Special Device»
Added scene «One, two... three!»
Zombie:
Added option «Ask for: Footjob»
Pillager:
Added scene «Escape»
Added scene «Gratitude»
Added scene «Rebellion»
Added a new character - Evoker!
(She is included in the Pillager scenes.)
Alex:
Added scene «Durability test»
Added scene «Greed won't do you any good»
Wolf:
Added scene «Peeping Tom»
Added scene «Helping Paw»
Other:
Bug fixes
Herobrine has been removed
The app icon has been changed
Update 0.3
Witch:
Added the option «Ask for > Footjob»
Silverfish:
Added scene «Forward to transformation!»
Added scene «Stress relief»
Zombie:
Added the ending «Together forever»
Added scene «Traditions, again»
Added the ending «Together for many years»
Herobrine:
Nothing has been added
Blaze:
Added scene «Sweet Gift»
Added scene «Gratitude»
Other:
Added track «Li4 – Last Promise»
Bug fixes
Herobrine has been removed
Update 0.29.1
Bugfix
Update 0.29
N/A
Update 0.28
Silverfish:
Added scene «Hand of Gratitude»
Warden:
Added the option «Ask for > Footjob»
Zombie:
Added scene «Sleepover! Again!»
A new character – Dog has been added!
Dog:
Added scene «First Meeting»
Added scene «Pet! Pet! Pet!»
Pillager:
Added scene «Escape Attempt»
Other:
The Alex sprite has been redrawn
Added the dream «Giant Desires»
Herobrine has been removed
Minor bug fixes
Update 0.27
Blaze:
Added the scene «Another use for blaze rods»
Slime:
Added scene «Double Teasing»
Jenny:
Added scene «New product»
Added the option «Ask > Toy Masturbator»
Cow:
Added the option «Ask > Boobjob»
Zombie:
Added scene «Sleepover»
Other:
- Added a dream «This is how dispensers work»
- Herobrine removed
- Minor bug fixes
Update 0.26
Alex:
Added scene «Rest in the mine»
Added scene «Pleasure of Slavery»
Pillager:
Added scene «Catch and Tie!»
Added scene «Interrogation 1»
Added scene «Interrogation 2»
Warden:
Added a ask scene «Sit on my face»
Piglette:
Added ending «Invasion»
Other:
Added the dream «Meet 5opka!» (The dream also includes the new track Li4 – 42 (cover) )
Added new emotions for Steve
Herobrine has been removed
Bug fixes
Version 0.25
Jenny:
- Added scene «Jenny and Alex»
- Added a scene to ask for: «Footjob»
Creeper:
- Added a scene to ask for: «Footjob»
- Added a scene to ask for: «Strength Potion»
Herobrine:
- Nothing has been added.
- Nothing has been added for sure.
Slime:
- Added scene «Double task – double reward!»
Other:
- The crafting system has been changed! Now, to create an item, you will need to lay out resources on the workbench in the same way as in Minecraft.
- Tools now have durability, they will break if it reaches 0.
- Added 2 collectible cards from MaryRose
- Bug fixes
- Added 7 new splashes
- Herobrine has been removed
Version 0.24
Silverfish:
Added the scene «Removing effects 1\2»
Added the scene «Removing effects 2\2»
Witch:
Added scene «Splitting Reagent»
Added scene «New outfit»
Added scene «Rest is also important!»
Added ending «True potion of happiness»
Jenny:
Added a scene «For a reasonable amount of 2»
Zombie:
Added scene «Arousal»
Herobrine:
Added scene «Khos zlwk plon»
Other:
Added dream «New Year's watermelons!»
Added 10 new cards to the slot machine
Bug fixes
Added 10 new splashes
Herobrine has been removed
Version 0.23
Silverfish:
Added the «Better than Nothing» scene
Added the «Half the Deal» scene
New character - Jenny:
Added the «First Meeting» scene
Added a «For a reasonable amount» scene
Witch:
Added the «Cure for Paralysis» scene
Herobrine:
Nothing has been added
Blaze:
Added the «I want it!» scene
Other:
The map has been completely redesigned. Also, changes will now be displayed on it, whether it's improving the house or opening a new location.
The ability to find 1 totem of undying has been added to Alex's «Adventures and Troubles» scene
Added the track «Li4 - Pixel Machine»
Bug fixes
The Wandering Trader's sprite has been changed, the trading interface has been slightly changed
Herobrine has been removed
Version 0.22.1
Bug fixes
Version 0.22
Silverfish:
Added scene «New Body - New Problems»
Slime:
Added scene «Double Reward!»
Zombie:
Added scene «Fragile Armor»
Added scene «New Thing!»
Herobrine:
Added scene «Nightgown»
Added scene «Gratitude»
Piglette:
Added the ending «Piglin Monarchy»
Added the ending «Happiness and Decline»
Other:
Hornycards collectible cards have been added! Exchange your emeralds for cards of different rarity made by different authors (Amori, Nova_Nova, DrispySik, EeveeLewds, Cores, YeiYu, beltomNSFW)!
Changed the display of sprites, as well as some static scenes. Now they imitate the «breathing» of the characters and look more alive
Bug fixes
Herobrine has been removed
Added 11 new splashes
Version 0.21
Alex:
Added a Quid pro Quo!» scene
Added a «Rematch!» scene
Blaze:
Added the «Gable!» scene
A new character has been added - Silverfish
Silverfish:
Added the «First Meeting!» scene
Warden:
Added the ending «Love is blind!»
Other:
Added the dream «Very juicy cake!!»
The fishing mini-game has been completely changed, and the fishing rod now has durability
The code entry window has been changed
Bug fixes
Herobrine has been removed
Added 20 new splashes
Update 0.20
Warden:
Added the «Favorite Nightie» scene
Slime:
Added the «Jumped up!» scene
Herobrine:
Added the «+1 Outfit!» scene
Zombie:
Added the «Walking in the Sun» scene
Other:
Added dream «The Twilight are Sparkling»
Updated the main menu interface
- Added 35 splash messages
Added mods support
Added track «Li4 - Bright Fun»
The weight of some files has been optimized, the voice acting of animated scenes has been added to the android version again
Bug fixes, minor changes
Update 0.19
Zombie:
Added the «You need armor!» scene
Witch:
Added a «Potion Testing» scene (two variations)
Blaze:
Added the «Help me clean up, asshole!» scene (two acts)
Herobrine:
Added the «Irreversible Process» scene
Piglette:
Added the «I don't have much time» scene
Other:
Added the dream «Shadik's watermelons 2»
Added the track «Li4 - Your Curse»
Added a gallery of dreams (in order for old dreams to be displayed in the gallery, you must go through them again)
Bug fixes
Added a code for Platinum supporters that opens the entire gallery
Update 0.18
A new mob has been added — Slime!
Slime:
Added the "First Meeting" scene
Blaze:
Added the "Don't wake me up!" scene
The Endergirl:
Added the scene "Special costume"
Added the ending "Insatiable lovers"
Added the ending "1+1=3"
Herobrine:
The "Evening Landscape" scene has been added
Other changes:
Bug fixes
Small graphical changes
Update 0.17
Piglette:
Added the «Payment for Help» scene
Warden:
Added a «Yoga for two» scene
Added the «Comfortable Place» scene
Herobrine:
Added the scene «New Swimsuit!
»
Added the scene «Fruits on trees»
Other:
Added a dream «Halloween special»
Added a Streamer Mode display icon
Changed the location of the Mob Forest
Changed the selection of levels in the mine
Changed the background of the mini-game in the mine
Bug fixes
Version 0.16
Creeper:
Added the scene «Sudden Desire 2»
Added the ending «Love, emeralds and sewing»
Blaze:
Added the «Labor Force» scene
Zombie:
Added the «Sleeping Beauty» scene
Added the «Following the Traditions» scene
Herobrine:
Added the «Fruits of Loyalty» scene
Other:
Added a new intro
Bug fixes
Added track Li4 – Autumn
Added track Li4 - Sentiments
Added "Streamer Mode", now you can play Hornycraft with your subscribers right on the stream!
Version 0.15
Endergirl:
Added the «I want to taste it!» scene
Alex (and the Wandering Trader):
Added the «Discount! (part 3)» scene
Zombie:
Added the «Dungeon Exploration» scene
Herobrine:
Added the «Dinner for Three» scene
(Please do not follow the Herobrine storyline)
Other:
Added the dream «Shadik's Watermelons»
Added details to the wedding with the Cow after the curse
Bug fixes
In total, the update added:
21 pictures (taking into account backgrounds and alternative or additional versions)
7 animations (taking into account additional, accelerating or modifying versions)
Update 0.14
Due to the android's inability to process apk packages weighing more than 2 gigabytes, the sounds of sex animations were cut from the android version. But now the android version takes up much less space!
Warden:
Added the «Leggings and Yoga» scene.
Alex (and the Wandering Trader):
Added the «Discount! (part 2)»
Added a new character - Zombie!
Added the «First Meeting» scene
Herobrine:
Added content. Please do not follow the Herobrine storyline.
Other changes:
Added track Li4 – Whisper in the fog
Minor cosmetic changes
Bug fixes
Update 0.13.1
Bug fixes
Volume of sex scenes now moved to the "Voice" slider in the settings
Update 0.13
Endergirl:
Added the «New Sensations» scene
Added the «Let's continue» scene
Fixed a bug where the Endergirl did not come to the level 3 house at night
Warden:
Added the «Helping Hand» scene
Added the «Can't stand it!» scene
Alex:
Added the «Discount! (part 1)» scene
Herobrine:
«…»
Other changes:
Minor bug fixes
Added the dream «(Not) a real woman»
Removed translations into Chinese, Polish, Spanish. Now officially the game will be released only in Russian and English.
Version 0.12
Creeper:
New scene «Sudden Desire»
Witch:
New scene «Reward for work»
Warden:
New scene «Nightgown»
Blaze:
New scene «Learn to knock!»
Other changes:
All animated scenes are now voiced! The wonderful RuTaku (
User
-rq8ll2hn8i) and skycli_666 (
) were engaged in voice acting! Each animated scene has a unique voice acting, which will also be played in the gallery
Added the track «Li4 – Peaceful Live»
The music in the main menu has been changed
Herobrine(not) removed
Bug fixes - Added a new CG to the ending of «Sexual Slavery»
Spanish language (temporarily) removed
Update 0.11
Alex:
Added the «Thank You Cake» scene
Creeper, Endergirl, Piglette, Warden:
Added «Show tongue» to the «show» menu
Witch:
Added «Show tongue» to the «show» menu
Added the ability to buy potions (opens as the Witch story progresses)
Added the ability to help the Witch in her new shop! (opens as the Witch story progresses)
Cow:
Added «Show tongue» to the «show» menu
Added the scene «On new beds»
Added the ending « Everything is like everyone else's»
Meet the new mob – Blaze!
Blaze:
Added a «Hot Meeting» scene
Other changes:
Added starter guide for all new players.
The mob hunting mini-game has been changed. Forget about the boring old «Simon says...», now it's a much more fun shooting range! The more points you earn, the more mob loot you can get!
Added a mini-game «Help the Witch». Play the classic game «2048», stylized as minecraft, to earn emeralds and increase the Witch's mood.
H3Я0BRIИ3 \/\/A$ D3L3T3D
All original music from Minecraft has been removed and replaced with new tracks.
Added tracks: Li4 – Spring Dusk, Li4 – Village Gang, Li4 – Ender Caravan, Li4 – Piglin march
Added a "Quest Book" that will help you move further along the plot with any of the girls.
The appearance of the Warden in the mine now occurs not after the mine has been upgraded to the 4th level, but randomly, during a trip to the mine.
Added the 4th (Diamond) mine level.
Added diamond tools.
Added the 3rd level of leveling the house.
New locations «Nether Fortress» and «Blaze House»
Minor changes in the code
Bug fixes
Update 0.10
Warden:
Added a scene: Bath procedures
Piglette:
Added a scene: Better than Milk
Alex:
Added a scene: Adventures and Troubles
Creeper:
Added a scene: A new sewing kit and gratitude
Other changes:
Added a dream scene: Happy New Year!
Bug fixes
Herobrine has been removed
Added ending: Sexual Slavery
Added a scene with a female Pillager: Prisoner (Is part of the «Adventures and Troubles» scene)
Update 0.09
Meet the new mob – Warden!
Warden:
Added a scene: The first meeting
Added scene: Lunch
Piglette:
Added a scene: Delicacies of the Upper world
Endergirl:
Added a scene: A new toy
Witch:
Added scene: Uncontrolled Lust
Wandering Trader:
Added scene: Special anal service
Other changes:
New location – Warden's house.
A new view of gallery. Now the scenes will be sorted by characters. This way it will be easier for you to understand which character you are missing a scene with! In order for a character in the gallery to become available, you need to talk to her!
Bug fixes
Herobrine (not) removed
New mine improvement – Labyrinth. With it, you can get gifts, as well as find a Warden
Update 0.08
Creeper:
New Scene: Beach Day
New Scene: Sleepover
New outfit: Swimsuit
Cow:
New scene: To the beach in the morning
New outfit: Swimsuit
Alex:
New scene: Late morning
New Scene: Breeding Season
Other changes:
Changed the texture of the Minecart
Simplified fishing mini-game (now you need to score 5 points, before – 10)
Herobrine removed
Bug fixes
Sparky's Barn location is now active
Other minor changes
French language removed
Update 0.07
The Spanish translation has been temporarily removed from the game
Witch:
Added a scene: Potion Preparation
Added scene: Hangover Cure
Creeper:
Added scene: Brand new Swimsuit
Endergirl:
Added a scene: Buy me a sex toy!
Piglette:
Added scene: Product (For Endergirl)
Other changes:
Changed the screen before talking to the Trader
Added a new dream: Some kind of magic school
Now the minecart has a maximum upgrade level – 10. Also, the cost of upgrade has been slightly increased
The beach is now always available (previously: only after going there with a Cow)
Added a new fishing mini-game (also added crafting fishing rods and a new resource - fish)
Changed the crafting interface, fixed the problem of lack of screen space for mobile devices
Added Home button: go directly to the house from the map screen
Added a Changelog button: read the list of all changes right during the game
Bug fixes
Update 0.06.1
Bug fixes
Update 0.06
Added a new location "Swamp", which can be accessed after the first meeting with the Witch.
Meet the Witch!
Added a scene with the Witch «First meeting»
Added a scene with the Witch «Important Ingredient»
The portal to Nether can now be used. Don't go to Nether without golden armor!
Added location "Piglin Village"
Added a Piglin!
Added the "Golden Monument" object
Meet the Piglette!
Added a scene with Piglette «First meeting»
Alex:
Other changes:
The mine can now be upgraded to level 3 (gold).
Added a new craft "Improve the Trolley", which increases the amount of extracted resources in the mine
Slightly changed (increased) the amount of resources extracted in the mine
Herobrine has been removed
Platinum cheat codes have been moved to a separate, special platinum version of the game
Fixed translation errors into French and some errors that occur when playing with Spanish
Many other smaller changes and bug fixes
Update 0.05
Cow:
Added the "Night Picnic" scene
Added "Ask" -> "Sex"
Added the "Morning Surprise" scene
Meet the Endergirl!
Endergirl:
Added the "Meeting in the Forest" scene
Added the "You're a block too!" scene
Added related "Show" functions
Other changes:
Added gallery. Now all the CG and animations that you will encounter in the game can be viewed again through the pause menu -> Gallery (note: to open scenes that appear in the game only once, you will have to replay these scenes again!).
Added Polish (translated by Klaudinii)
Added Spanish (translated by kevincrd)
Added Chinese language (translated by mobi)
Added French (translated by lomudru)
Changed the backgrounds of the locations "Forest" and "Glade of monsters"
Small changes to the user interface
Herobrine has been removed
Fixed a bug where Alex's ass was not visible when she was wearing a gold bikini in the "Show" function
Fixed a bug where more mobs than needed were shown during the night hunt
Fixed a bug where a Wandering Trader did not charge for the first sex
Fixed some translation errors into Russian
Version 0.04.1
Pictures with the "ending" of the "Sparky's Upbringing" scene have been replaced with short animations
In the animations of the "Sparky's Upbringing" scenes, the size of Sparky's penis has been increased
Minor bug fixes
Correction of translation errors into Russian
Version 0.04
Alex:
Added the event "Sparky's Upbringing" consisting of 4 scenes
A gold bikini has been added to the "Show me" tab
Creeper:
Added the "Don't doubt yourself" scene
Added a scene "In gratitude to the Master"
Underwear and a dress have been added to the "Show me" tab (the dress opens only after it is opened according to the plot)
Wandering Trader:
Added the "Special Service" scene
Changed prices for goods for sale
Added the ability to sell cobblestone and wood
Dreams:
Added dream "Camp"
Now dreams can be viewed only after sleeping in bed at night (previously – at any time of the day)
Other changes:
Improved animation optimization. Now animations are played from the video file, and not by the order of image playback, which is why crashes on some android devices have been fixed.
Now on Android, Steve's head is also displayed during the dialogue (yay!)
For Android, a "Hide" button has been added to hide the interface during the game. On the PC version, this still can be done by pressing the middle mouse button or "h". To control from the gamepad – the "Y" button.
Added a small scene after the first visit to the second level of the mine.
Added sounds for mini-games in the forest (during the day) and in the mine.
A cheat entry window has been added for Android. Now Platinum supporters can get resources not only on the PC (yay!)
Herobrine has been removed
Added a thank you screen for my supporters
Fixed a bug where the scene of the first meeting with the Creeper was not shown
The game of hunting at night in the forest has been slightly complicated (a hint has also been added for the dumbest who did not understand what to do there)
Fixed bugs
Update 0.03.1
Bug fixes
Update 0.03
The map has been changed, new locations have been added (most are not yet available) and most of the old locations have been redesigned. Also, now in most locations you can move not by selecting in the menu, but by interacting with active objects (for example: Click on the door -> enter the house)
Alex:
Added the "Getting to know Sparky" scene
Added a jerking off scene
Added "Ask > Jerk Off"
Cow:
Added the "Morning Boner" scene
Added the "Swiming under the moon" scene
The milking function has moved to the "Ask" section
Added "Ask > Sleep together"
Slightly changed character sprite
Creeper:
Added a "Fashion Show" scene
Slightly changed character sprite
Other changes:
Most bugs fixed
Herobrine has been removed
The wandering trader is now available both in the afternoon and in the morning
The mini game of tree extraction has become easier
The cheat button has been moved to the "2" key
In the PC version, the quick menu buttons ("back", "quick save", etc.) have been removed. If you need to move back, use the mouse wheel. In the android version, the buttons remained in their places
Improved interface of the android version, reduced font size
The bug in which the game crashes on some mobile devices during an animated scene still remains unresolved. Sorry guys, I can't fix it yet.
Update 0.02.1
Bug fixes
Update 0.02
In this update, I wanted to pay more attention to the technical part of the game, as well as show my future plans for development.
Alex:
Added back view
Fixed some bugs, also now the price of a night blowjob will depend on your relationship with Alex
Updated "show me" scenes and added one new one
Added emeralds – Currency for trading.
Added "loot mobs". It can be obtained if you hunt monsters at night in the forest.
New mini game for night hunting
Added a Wandering Trader. You can buy and sell some resources from her. More features and products will be added in the future.
- Cow:
Added a cow – You can buy her from Wandering Trader for 10 emeralds.
Added milking scene
Added several "show me" scenes.
Creeper:
Added Creeper. You can meet her if you walk several times at night in the forest.
Added several "show" scenes.
-Other:
Added a cheat available to the Platinum support level (press F1)
The resource extraction system has been changed. Now you have to use tools to mine. Also, the better the tool you have, the more resources you can get. The current tools are displayed in the upper right corner.
Implemented a mine improvement system. To get iron, you will have to upgrade the mine to the second level.
Implemented a home improvement system. So far, it is used only to get a cow.
Added primitive crafting and tool improvements. They can be found in the house by the workbench.
Bug fixes, minor interface improvements and other minor changes
Update 0.01
It's not a joke anymore! Thank you all for your feedback, they showed me that this game is needed by this world! So now I'm starting a full-fledged work on HornyCraft
If you played the previous version, then please start a new game (do not use old saves) so that everything is displayed correctly!
What's new?
More story with Alex!
Added a new animated scene with Alex
Added the ability to give a gift to Alex (affect her mood)
Added the ability to ask Alex to "show" something
To promote Alex's storyline, a "talk" button has been added
Alex's sprite has been slightly modified
Added "inventory", changed the main GUI.
It is now possible to mine iron and cobblestone in the mine
Added a mini-game for the mine
Added the "Forest" location (where you need to mine a tree)
Added a mini-game for chopping trees
All backgrounds are changed. Now they have no animation and they are prepared for further development along with the game (example: in the future it will be possible to improve the House)
Added ambient sounds for the atmosphere. It is recommended not to turn off the sound to get full pleasure from the H-scenes
Demo
First Release
Hard to decide between a 3 or a 4 here, as the art is really good, it definitely lands the minecraft vibe, and it's accurate and everything, BUT, and this is a bit BUT, the grind is insane. Like not just tedious insane but frustratingly annoyingly insane. Like 90% of the game is grinding stuff to see the next scene. Not even in the actual minecraft game do you grind this much. This REALLY tanks the game. Other than the insane grind, the writing will be hit or miss. If you don't have a thick skin or don't agree with the devs views, you won't like this. Some of the kinks or tags are also hit or miss, and some you don't really get much of a choice with. You either stop progression with the character or you accept something you don't like. To wrap things up, if you're here for the art and scenes then you'll probably enjoy it. I really don't understand the conscious decision to make the player grind so much though, it really does just destroy what could have been a great game.
Dropped it early and I probably don't have to tell you where, but I will tell you anyways. Highlight - art. Even still, it's just passable, not the best, but by no means the worst. You can crank your hog to this and that's about it. Okay bad part starts now. The horse has been beaten into a pulp and has long decomposed, but I must stress - the gameplay loop is terrible and way too grindy for it to be enjoyable. Myself, I didn't use cheats like other reviewers have suggested/employed, so the experience surely is worse like that. However, if you need to implement cheats to make the player not be bored out of their damn mind, that should be a moment of reflection for you as a game developer. Story - don't care for it. Your story can end abruptly if you pick certain characters to focus your gameplay on (I had no idea the game was going to end once I made the ring for Warden, since, apparently, Alex is your "main" girl for the story), and it overall feels like a bore to do. To progress, you need to do a myriad of fetch quests for different items, there's an economy system in place, most of the time tied to the items you need to fetch, and in order to get the economy going you need to go do this and that and this and that and at some point you start to question if the inevitable sexual encounter in the end of your mind-boggling, brain-twisting, exhilarating wood collecting gameplay is going to be worth it. The characters are also pretty "meh". It seems like some sort of "humor" was to be found by making the Silverfish cuss like a sailor, but I don't see it. The characters themselves are pretty forgettable and I don't even remember what their motivations are (except for Warden's) as of writing this review. Speaking of humor, it's not there. It would be way less infuriating to sit through the jokes in this game if Steve didn't spam his stupid ass face every time anything of mild sexual value happens. Back to the Silverfish, if I wanted to see an equally unfunny character who's sole personality trait is swearing excessively, I would buy a Prime subscription and watch Hazbin Hotel. At least I would get more shows out of that in the progress, whereas here I would get nothing. Now here's the part where I tell you what made me quit, which you already knew - say it with me now, everyone: RANDOM TRANSPHOBIA which, to this day, I see no actual purpose in regards to the gameplay experience. I would be willing to bet my entire family's freedom that the developer of this game is the same type that bitches and moans whenever someone of slightly more melanin complexion or bisexual pin on their shirts is in their game, going along the lines of "They're forcing woke shit into our games!!!". And yet here, where you can fuck slimes and marry a Warden, the transphobic dream sequence, which has no purpose to the gameplay or story, gets to stay. Talk about alienating groups of people from ever playing your games, huh?
I mean. Fun idea and cool art and all, but GOD DAMN. The grind is TOO MUCH. It's like this game was modeled after War Thunder instead of MC. Turn that down or at least find a way around it and I'm game, but god damn.
Art is pretty good, writing is very meh. Incredibly grindy with shitty minigames, just cheat, the content you get ain't worth the time. Would've gave the game a better rating if the dev's political views weren't forced into the game. I would've never even known the dev was transphobic if it wasn't forced into the game.
Three positive things I can say: -Art is better than in most minecraft parodies, a few scenes here are even nice to look at without reading. -No obvious AI slop. -Skipping horrendous text is an option, you can basically just scroll through pics. As for the negatives: Excessively grindy for quality and amount of content delivered. Writing is horrendously stupid. "Jokes" (most of which you've heard in 100+ older games for million times) never land, MC is annoying and boring, characters are uninteresting, story is non-existent. All the art and anything that has to do with MC and 4th wall break are painfully cringe-inducing. Okay for a one-time run with cheats to skip the "gameplay" and all the useless text.
Of all the Minecraft porn I've jerked off too, this certainly has the most effort put into it. I also think that the amount of people review bombing it though just from one scene is crazy. I don't think a minute long scene should warrant multiple 1 star reviews.
This is possibly the worst H-game i've played on this site so hat tip to you i guess? The writing is worse than what ive read on a bathroom stall, with moments that are incredibly cringe. The art is to put it nicely inconsistent. Feels grindy at times which would be fine but the pay off isn't worth it. The gore feels forced like someone who is a high level patron asked for it and it was slotted in badly. The weirdly transphobic moment was not needed i mean you can have what you like but if you dislike something just keep it out of a game idk how that's hard. Dev has a fever dream and shits out content "ah yes everyone will love this".
Great animations, a bit grindy, but the biggest problem is the dev throwing transphobia blatantly into the game. I don't think I can state it better than other reviews, so just keep reading if you want more info.
Good art, decent animations. Writing is fine. I dont expect a shakespeare level writing from a MC porn parody. I like the humor in this game, its random. Yeah, it has out of pocket scenes but it shouldnt be a problem if you are not a snowflake people like below. Its grindy, but i think its fine because you grind for good scenes. Dont listen to 1 star reviews and get yourself a autoclicker for woodchopping!
Tbh this game had potential but the "lmao random funni" shit ruins it shitty humor, random ass transphobia for absolutely no reason. The art is okay at best. Grinding for materials is a slog and this game really isn't worth a second look at.
+ character design and scenes look nice - the "minigames" are terrible - best one would be for chopping wood, because that can be skipped with auto clicker. Mining is possibly the worst because you'll be doing it the most and it takes a lot of time. Fishing isn't that bad, but you don't need to fish more than few times. The shopping is alright, since it can be skipped (you can get emeralds other way) - the grind takes forever - some choices will make you lose your equipment or even full inventory in case you die - political views in a game where you can fuck a watermelon
Minecraft and broken English aside, it's a decent game. The characters are drawn well. I ran into a few bugs, like fishing rods always being crafted with negative durability and breaking in one use. The minigames turn the game into a slog, though. I'm a fan of a good grind, but even for me, it's a bit much. It'd be nice if there was an option to reduce the grind, or craftable items to increase items gained. Because of it being way too grindy, I didn't bother getting all scenes, and I'm missing one entire character. I never touched the cards. I just got bored and uninstalled it.
Gameplay 4/10 Grindy with too many horrible mini-games. Cutting wood is a clicking mini game, hunting is a aim gallery, mining is a select 2, Fishing is a pressure game. It's super grindy and boring. If you get killed you lose your inventory, you have to craft all your gear again, you're basically starting from 0. Save scum is the way to go. hopefully they make some changes to the mini-games, especially the woodcutting one. Story 6/10 Story is nice, nothing serious. The Dev's avatar appears and corrupts the world making stuff fuckable. Art 8/10 Art is above average. I really like the style. Amount of Content 7/10 After the initial grind there are some easy to get scenes but farming emeralds in the end is super repetitive.
The art and animations are pretty solid (outside of the main character being the only consistently blocky character who is present in literally every h scene, so I wouldn't be surprised if that's a turn off) The game is really grindy but if you enjoy the grindy stuff, this one rewards you for the grind pretty fairly imo However... the Dev is easily the biggest problem for this game, Constantly adding/changing/removing features and making the game super inconsistent And also, adding the Dev's political views in a fucking porn game about minecraft is certainly a choice If you want an H game about minecraft, play lovelycraft piston trap, at least the dev for that one is consistent.
Pretty good game overall, plenty of references and funny moments and the art style is good. Scenes are animated and pretty good aswell. Only piece of advice is do NOT click on the signs or red torches it is NOT worth it.
Fun minecraft parody game. Good amount of grind for good content. The game feels pretty polished. Good amount of content for a game. Large variety of monsters and humans that you can fun. Fun mini games that keep me entertained.
I think the minigames are on the grindy and annoying side. Progression with characters is a little too fast and shallow. Scenes are not good enough to really justify the slog. If there was more Minecraft dna in this game, not just some vague aesthetic gesture, the taboo of it might be worth it? But for now it's just not doing it for me. Also, Steve being the only character who is a blocky monstrosity is... a choice. I don't really agree with it. And the developer of the game threw in a few dreams at night that are like weirdly political. Don't care what you believe, the game where you fuck a literal cow that transformed into a woman is not the game you should be embedding your dislike for transgender people in. It's immature. If it saw some structural rework (giving the characters literally any scenes that aren't fetch quests or sex) and got rid of the weird running theme where Steve turning into a chauvinist makes him unironically a better person somehow, this could bump up from a two to a three or four.
I played this game first I believe a couple years ago back when there wasnt even a witch hut implemented yet. This game has very cheesy dialogue and gameplay can be summarized as using an autoclicker, abusing mouse scroll wheel while mining and a half-baked relationship system. This game is very boosted by its cgs which are nice at some points but besides that the game is pretty dull. Great for a quick wank though if thats what you want.
Amazing well-made game, I see a lot of complains about the dialogue but I honestly love the game entirely, the gameplay is addictive and fun, the art in it is beautiful and detailed, the girls & monstergirls are amazingly hot and their scenes are even better, the updates never disappoint I hope one day this game becomes a big famous game because its honestly amazing and I can't wait to see how it will end
Really nice art that gets regular updates. Sadly that alone ranks it higher than most. Some nice designs, with some even being a bit out there. (which is nice to see) Just an extremely solid game.
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