My Wife Is A Hoe That Gets Used By Everybody

Well well Mr. Moonbox, what a little world we live in, right? Story: 1 Sleeping Banana out of 5 Look, if you are reading this, then you probably read that introduction too, so you know you wont find here anything that will change your life or help you reach a "higher state of mind" so lets continue. The story here is barely enough to know who is who and what they are about to do, I'm pretty sure you could understand the plot even if you didn't read absolutely anything, BUT personally I find this very entertaining: A story that doesn't try to be too ambitious for its own good is a masterclass in simplicity. With this I'm not implying the story is "good" but it serves it purpose and does this well enough: MC has a mission to acomplish, he pursues his final goal until he reaches his destination, classic (and basic) "Hero's journey" fellas, it just works. Characters: 4 Solid Bananas out of 5 We are presented with a very-well designed rooster of heroines, even if a bit reduced in numbers (I'm not counting the wives added in the epilogue) I think most extravagant tastes are covered, as Moonbox has accustomed us. MC has loser energy for like a single render (or like 1 second depending on your reading speed), then he gets up and re-ignites his inner fire of pure "Chad Thundercock'ism" so everything is fine: He's the promised hero after all, and he does what Himmel would have done, no doubt. Mechanics: 5 Adamant-Hard Bananas out of 5 No puzzles or dialogue options that lead to the exact same outcome, just pure kinetic action *chef kiss" Content: 5 Adamant-Hard Bananas out of 5 There's more content on this 20 minutes novel than in some others which take a whole season just to show you a titty. Seriously dude, Moonbox never dissapoints on this department. Ending: 4 Solid Bananas out of 5 I think we all have heard about the viking heaven "Valhalla" right? Fuck That, I'll make my own without any blackjack or mead, just an eternal carnival of flesh. My only problem with this is the wives we get introduced in the epilogue, why Moonbox?, You could have stretched the novel a little longer to properly introduce so many characters. While I know for certain this won't be everyone's cup of tea , I think the main obtectives of a novel are to Tell a story and make the reader engage with it, and both boxes are checked for me. Can't recall if I ever told you this but I'm glad you finally embraced your potential for comedy, Moonbox, good work.

Personally just not my thing, biggest problem is the writer includes way too much dialogue that's completely unnecessary, sex scenes could be 80% shorter and nothing would be lost. Still the art is alright and the pacing is really good with such a simple story, overall its good but bloated.

Review of v1.0 MWIAHTGUBE has to be one of the most NTR-y titles of all time. Yet this game has no NTR, excepting a few offscreen mentions with no detail. Odd choice. But essentially this is a very short, funny AVN with your standard big-dicked mc and lots of sex with a harem of women. The very short runtime complements the lack of a substantial story. I wish the game leaned into the comedy a bit more with some 4th wall breaks or memes, or made it into a full-fledged parody of the genre. Despite the silliness it's still hot. I enjoyed it.

This rating comes from an NTR hater. While I am not one of these haters bringing forks and torches to every thread with a slight mention of NTR, I dislike NTR a lot and have very, very few exceptions to it. Having said so, this game is 100% worth it. Light, full of good jokes and humor, short enough to be entertaining but long enough to keep it interesting. Depending on how fast you read, you can finish it within 1 hour or so. The title and banner are intentionally misleading, as are the first scenes. While it starts with a scene similar to one of these NTR games I highly dislike, it quickly turns out to be completely different. Totally worth your time, just don't cling to the title and first scenes.

That's the kind of games I love to replay! Holy mother of tits and bacon! Even the second time it's still so fucking funny and the whole concept still work no matter which month you play this. Kinky, fun, with a ton of laughs, that's just perfect. A little gem to play every April 1st (and anytime to be fair).

Follow the adventures of Mc Lastname as he deals with his hoe of a wife. Content: ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Graphics: ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Script: ⭐⭐⭐ Characters: ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Enjoyment:⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Final note: ⭐⭐⭐⭐ It lasts one hour and the humor is quite good. Highly recommended.

A fun little kinetic AVN that takes about an hour to play. And don't take the title's name or image too seriously - it isn't really what you think it is, and it has at least one fun twist. Decent quality renders and writing (Moonbox quality from Grandma's House), and enough scenes to get in at least one good fap if you're looking for it. Models are different, but all attractive. No animations (standard for MB) or music, but it doesn't really detract from scenes. For the cost of an hour playing it's worth it, and it introduces you to what you can expect from Moonbox's other title(s).

Brooding, mysterious plotline that combines several intertwined narratives to form one- Nah I'm kidding, this is a straight-up fuckfest of the best kind, and a hilarious parody of NTR as a genre. "Also, the walls are thin." Humor is crisp and on-point. Girls are cute and likeable. Dialog is charismatic. This game sets out to do one thing and succeeds in doing it brilliantly. Takes maybe 20min to play through depending on how fast you read things. Well worth it imo, great little game.

Short game with a bit of potential. A nice harem try The models are nice looking with some huge tits for those that are interested in that part. They represent diferent breed and the colour of their skin is a bit different so thats for sure a plus. Story is not very long and linear but it helps for sure. The title is misleading as indeed I expected some NTR action. Gameplay was ok, nothing particular about it.

Short, sex-filled and sweet. You know how there are some adult games where you're an hour in and you aren't completely sure it's going to be erotic? This is not like that. It sticks to the fuckery, and creates a porno-worthy campy-ass 'plot' to tie it all together. It might be an April Fool's Joke, but it's better than half the stuff out there. And! It's finished!

Pretty Good April Fools joke. I wish the dev would start adding animations to his games in the future! overall pretty fun to play and I love the degen story. Best NTR Game to ever exist. The characters were nice and the models were very well made. Animations are really the only thing that's holding this game, and all the other games the dev makes back from being one of the best in the website.

As an Android player , I completely thankful towards dev for making this game. All characters were charming, beautiful and fantasy type. Though I wish game was more longer and more story buildup with each of the characters. I hope in future dev will remake this type of game. thanks

My wife is a Hoe that gets used by everybody [v1.0 completed] No NTR fans were harmed in this April fool's joke From the dev of one of the popular harem games here so you can easily guess what's gonna be in this game. Name is indeed misleading and it was purposeful cause it's released on April 1st. A short and sweet kinetical harem story game. Game got pretty witches, good writing and renders. I'm pretty sure MC of grandma's house is the descendant of this game's MC. Kinetical novels are not everyone's cup of tea. But if you like harem and pregnancy games surely try this one, you gonna love it. Out of 5 main girls 4 are virgins and other is your wife. In the end other girls are added to your harem you gonna breed all. Overall I enjoyed the game. I also love to see more of this story.

This is not your typical NTR VN so don't write it off. This is absolutely hilarious and definitely twisted. There's nothing too deep to think about with this one just read it and see, but it's a fun and quick one shot. Moonbox is easily one of my favorite creators out there and this is a testament to that fact.

A story about magic and iNTRigue. I'd like to make a more in-depth review, but that would spoil the fun. What I can say is that this game is a unique experience. The visuals are great too, so overall it's a great product. Just play it.

Straight up poking fun at some stuff, but still a decent quality VN, very nice graphics, fun kinks and interations. Short story, but complete, and better than some that have been in dev for years. If you want a bit of humor, nice graphics, a complete project, better quality ending than most, impregnation, fantasy, witches, magic, incest, and some well done fun. Loved the daughter having something different about her that gives you a pause..hmmm.... moment lol. Well done, fun, and worthy of a completed 4 stars.

Not your usual game, the twists and turns this game offers put many to shame! A MASTERPIECE to be sure. Everything needed is here. Short sweet and to the Point, it has all the TOOLS to get the work done. BRAVO devs

At first I was thinking about rating this game as 4/5 but the ending was so funny that I ended up giving it a 5/5. It's a short but very fun kinetic novel that mocks pretty much everything you can find on this site and does it hilariously. This is a must-play for anyone who's been playing porn games.

Undoubtedly a masterpiece in its genre, Moonbox once again reinvents himself and delivers this flawlessly gem that will no doubt be seen as the benchmark for everything that comes after in the years to come. Mark this date, this is when it all began.

At first i was confused but once i figured out what had happened i almost died laughing. The ending was great. Moonbox even if it was meant as a joke you did a good job. More Devs need to make short stories like this .