Orange Lotus

This has to be the most boring attempt at "gameplay" I have ever seen in a game. Sitting through the boring night shifts to drag some cards on some spot over and over for a fixed amount of time and at some point probably unlocking those mediocre AI animations I assume (I could not be bothered to play more then 2 nights). And a bunch of the English text is not translated and still Russian. Worst game piece of slop I have seen in a long time.

In all the years I’ve been around, I’ve seen my fair share of bad games, but this one tops everything I’ve ever seen. The gameplay consists of dragging and dropping cards with girl motifs onto customers—yep, that’s it. And for that, the player earns points and money, which they can use to upgrade the girls. Each upgrade requires an Action Point (those green diamonds) and money. Once you’ve upgraded everything, it’s night shift—rinse and repeat. 1 star for the graphics; otherwise, it would be 0 stars. I recommend this game to people who’ve drunk, smoked, or snorted their brains away, because that’s probably what the developer has done.