Orval Creep N' Hammer

You play as Orval Douglass, a creepy loner whose sole mission in life is to seek revenge against four women who didn’t return his feelings back in highschool. He’s plotted, he’s schemed, he’s built relationships with underground spy networks, all in the pursuit of pussy denied. No longer will he take ‘no’ for an answer, and it’s your job to help him get his dick wet. Playing the game is simple: Use the magical money-generating machine in Orval’s basement to earn income, use the laptop to buy equipment, and install that equipment into your victims’ homes. After that, it’s just a matter of waiting for the right evidence to fall into your lap; when it does, you strike! Yeah! You can do it, Orval! We believe in you!​