Pirates: Golden Tits

by Hot Bunny

Uncensored Windows Linux MacOS
VersionCh.1 v25-1
EngineRen'Py
Released2024-
Updated2024-11-10
LanguageRussian, English, German, Italian, Spanish, Czech, Chinese, Vietnamese

About Pirates: Golden Tits

Pirates: Golden Tits is an adult pirate simulator made by Hot Bunny with Ren'Py. You play a young male captain who has just obtained his first ship and must earn money through robbery, trading, fishing, gambling, and other risky choices. The game uses point and click navigation, management decisions, and romance with a crew of female characters who have different abilities and traits. Its art is 2D, and the player must balance treasure, ship upgrades, protection, and crew relationships while sailing through dangerous waters.

The current build is Chapter 1 version 25-1. It is available for Windows, Linux, and macOS, with Russian, English, German, Italian, Spanish, Czech, Chinese, and Vietnamese language options. The game is uncensored. This update moved the title out of Early Access, added machine translations for several languages, and fixed bugs that had affected players. Earlier Chapter 1 changes included new quests, scenes, and events involving named crew members, but the latest changelog focuses on translation support and stability.

Developer's description

"Pirates: Golden tits" is an explicit pirate simulator. You get to control a young pirate captain, who has just acquired his first ship and who also has lots of adventures, treasures and wet girls awaiting him! Of course, everything you can do in the game has to be achieved, you have to learn to get those shiners! There a lot of ways to do that, actually, such as robbery, trading, fishing or even gambling. Spoiler But don't get the wrong impression, it's not as easy as it might seem. You're not the only one out there. Be prepared to spend your precious gold not only on sexy girls, but also on upgrades for your ship, new ships and other ways to protect yourself and your riches. Also, don't forget you can hire not only bluejackets, but people with unique abilities and traits. And for some reason, they're all female (we have absolutely no idea why ). So, if you can find the right way to approach them, they might make your day a little bit brighter. And that's not all that awaits you. So shake the dust off your tricorn and take the helm! Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!

Download Pirates: Golden Tits Ch.1 v25-1

Changelog

v25-1 Today, some of the team managed to implement machine translations for several languages and fixed some issues that were bugging players. From today, we're officially releasing the game from Early Access. Thanks for sticking with us and enjoying the game all this time. Here's hoping we'll return to normal operations soon! v0.23 - New quest "Taking care of Julia". - New scene 18+ in the bathhouse with Julia. - New quest "Maria is furious". - New scene 18+ with Maria. - A new little event in the captain's cabin with Scarlet. - New 18+ scene with Scarlet. (without animation) - A new little event at Jack's Tavern at night with Jaina. - Fixed a bug with language change. v0.22.1 Not a big, but pretty important update Pirates! We are pleased to present you with a new update to our game! Patchcoat version 0.22: Added "Melissa's Experiments" quest. Added erotic scene with Melissa. Added 18+ scene with Melissa and the captain. Added new character "The Red Cap". Added 18+ scene with Sophia and the Captain ( 5th meeting at the massage parlor) FISHING GLOBAL BAG fixed (the mini-game did not work on high-core monitors). Fixed the stuttering in events and pirate hunts. Fixed crashes when using zels. IMPORTANT : This version is only available in two languages English and Russian. New content can be found immediately New Game -> Parrot Adventures -> Go to Melissa's cabin and go to bed. IMPORTANT-2: New content may not work or cause bugs when using old saves! v0.20 Fixed Russian language where it should not be. Fixed Rosa's name . A naval battle skip has been added to the prologue. v0.18 added an intermediate quest "Unexpected friendship!"; added 18+ scene with Julia and Alice; added the ability to play for the Sea Devil (parrot); the functionality opens after the quest with a massage parlor. You can get into it from 3 main cities by clicking on the parrot icon in the upper right corner; added the quest "An Unusual Connection". The event startd in the captain's cabin after the quest with a massage parlor; added 18+ scene with Jaina and Cindy; added 18+ scene with Jaina, Cindy and captain; globally corrected and proofread translation English and Russian languages; fixed events crashes. fixed a critical bug with the herbalist Attention! The game does not work with saves from previous versions. If you are playing the game on Android: before installing the new version of the game, ALWAYS uninstall the previous version of the game. If you do not do this, errors will occur in the game. v0.15 The "Christmas" event (launched from the "Additional Content" menuafter starting of a new game) Added a new location "Santa's Factory" Added a new location "Santa's Headquarters" Added new enemies for the combat system (New Year's Elf, New Year's elves deceivers (boss)) Added new characters: Santa, Jackie, elves (Toren, Jerome, Guil) Added a new sex scene with Jaina Added a new sex scene with Jaina and Alice (FFM) Added a new sex scene with Jackie (BDSM) Added a new sex scene with Jackie and Santa (MFM) Added a new sex scene with Jackie and the elves (gangbang) Added a new language - French The game has built-in hints for finding and activating quests / events Activation by clicking on the parrot in the captain's cabin Removed the quest "Rumors about the poor quarter" as it performed this function in a particular case Tutorials are available from the "cargo" tab in the magazine, and not once in the game Cheat mode activation is no longer required to skip the fishing minigame Attention! The game does not work with saves from previous versions. If you are playing the game on Android: before installing the new version of the game, ALWAYS uninstall the previous version of the game. If you do not do this, errors will occur in the game. v0.14 Added "Halloween" event (can be started in "Additional Content" menu). This event has unusual plot, new 18+ scenes with Alice, Jaina, Scarlett and Julia, and a bunch of mini-games!). Added a new quest "The Herbalist's Elixirs" (unlocked after "Presentation to the Upper Crust", activated after entering barracks). After the quest is completed, you'll be able to buy potions of health and attack, one per day each. Added a 18+ scene with the herbalist. Added (temporarily) a new potion mechanic (can be used in cabins of respecting characters) Added a new event in the Chucky's tavern (can be activated after "The Herbalist's Elixirs" quest). Added a new 18+ scene of the executioner and a massagist. Added a tutorial for "armwrestling". Fixed a lot of bugs, crashes and other miscellaneous errors. And much more. Attention! The game does not work with saves from previous versions. If you are playing the game on Android: before installing the new version of the game, ALWAYS uninstall the previous version of the game. If you do not do this, errors will occur in the game. 0.13 FIX version! Pirates! We've done some work on the bugs. Here's what we tweaked: Added the start with content 0.13 button; Fixed noticed problems with the old code related to the auto-definition of characters; The cave on the mermaid island can no longer be entered after completing the quest with the necklace; Diana has been added to the codex; The names of the characters now change even if you change the language during the game; The purchase of "tears of the sea" is available immediately after the opening of the bagel, and not after completing the Twig quest; Supposedly fixed two crashes in the action game; At the end of the battle, all the block stacks are reset from the characters; Johnny now sells any fish, including night fish. And including a torn boot (this is not a bug, this is a feature); William now sells items obtained from boarding; A new item has been added to the cheat menu-quest inspector, showing a list of all quests broken down into inactive, active, completed; The lost quest "Jaina and ship damage" has been restored (auto-executed when loading from the old save); The quest "A gift for the governor's wife" was removed - it was reworked and now appears as "The Archives of Santa Castillo", but the old record remains (auto-fixes when loading); "Sewing Tutorial, volume 2" is collected at the beginning of the quest "New Flags"; Attention! The game does not work with saves from previous versions. If you are playing the game on Android: before installing the new version of the game, ALWAYS uninstall the previous version of the game. If you do not do this, errors will occur in the game. v0.13.14 This is a new quest with Amazons. It is activated after three visits to the tavern. It will earn after completing the quest for kitchen utensils for Julia. This is a new quest with a mermaid. It is activated after completing the quest with Twig. This is a new quest "Toys of single ladies" (The quest item is exchanged for colorless doubloons from a mystical cave). «Scarlett and the Bounty Hunters» event. It will start after completing the quest about the Amazons in the captain's cabin. New recipes. A kitchen cleaver! It's crafting at Alvida's. You can give it to Julia or equip it for the captain. It adds two cards to the battle (It must be added in the deck editor). The night vision device must be given to Alice to get night vision glasses (monocle). Fishing on Tortuga is available to you. You can fish at night if you have a monocle. You can fish in lawless waters from a ship. Added 4 new fish species (night fish). Added the ability to play for Jaina (Amazon Quest). After the quest with the Amazons, you can switch to other characters. Only from the captain's cabin on the ship. In the mystical cave, the number of encounters of a certain type per floor is limited. Titles with nicknames will have to be displayed when there are no unfulfilled quests left (the number of quests is indicated in the quests section at the bottom of the screen). Night vision glasses are worn in the trinket slot. Until now, this slot has not been used. Changed the opening of scenes for replays (program change). Fixed a bug that the heroes not included in the team did not regenerate their health and card charges. New and old characters are registered in the code (added information on all available characters in the game). Mechanics of long-lasting effects outside of combat for the mystical cave mode. Fixed translation errors in English and Russian. v0.11.5 Not available. v0.11 The game is fully translated into German; New game mechanic: Cooking; New game mechanic: Hunting; New quest: "The Captain cooks...?"; New quest: "Johnny the Night Fisherman"; New quest: "Hungry Chucky"; New quest: "The Remains of Sly Twig the Pirate"; New quest: (not yet completed) "Pirate Code"; New quest: "Aid Alvida"; New erotic scene with the cook in the bath; New erotic scene in the "The Captain cooks...?" quest; New erotic scene for the stories of Twig; New enemies: Skeletons; Now Julia can participate in combat; Added a bounty hunting board in the Santa Castillo City Hall and the hall's interior; Now you can assess the strength of the enemy ship's hull (privateering), when a spyglass is equipped. If the spyglass is of a good quality, you can also see the number of guns in the enemy ship.; Updated the info screen in the game menu with up-to-date links; Now if you want to help the game in development (if you are a talented artist, writer, translator), a "Special Thanks" screen awaits for your name in it's list; New jungle location on Santa Castilio; New character-Twig; New item - Twig's Gun (when it is equipped, you gain a new battle card); The map is collected using multi-craft in the inventory (for the "The Remains of Sly Twig the Pirate" quest); Still Pilgrim (a poet) took part in the creation of the quest "The Remains of Sly Twig the Pirate", you can get acquainted with his work in the game after completing the quest; Multiple bug fixes; And much more! v10.0 Added 5 new quests; Added 2 sex scenes and 5 erotic scenes; Adult content is now separate. It can be turned on and off in the settings; Added "Scenes" section to the menu. Now you can revisit scenes you've seen before; Added the ability to edit the battle deck. This can be done in the closet in the captain's cabin; When equipping a saber and a pistol, new cards are added to the battle deck; Added exit from naval combat; Added "escape" from the sea battle. To do this, your ship must swim off the screen and stay there for 20 seconds; Added the ability to replay the boarding if you lose; Now, when you have the opportunity to join the heroines in the squad - you will receive a notification. The squad editor is located in a cabinet in the captain's cabin; Fixed bugs in the mini-game "Fishing"; Fixed the shield icon in battle; Fixed scene in the prologue; X-ray has been added to the prologue; Proofreading done; And much more. v0.9.4 Hotfix Fixed bugs! v0.9.2 Hotfix Fixed bugs! v0.9 The game is ported to

Player reviews

Player rating 4.0 / 5 · 16 ratings
Written reviews 16 · avg 3.3★
Positive (4–5★) 62%
Latest review 2024-03-05

What players say

Many praise art and pirate gameplay, but grind, bugs, and slow updates draw complaints.

5★ 4
4★ 6
3★ 0
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1★ 4

Players like

  • Unique 2D art and animations
  • Pirate theme and ship combat
  • Varied minigames and sandbox exploration
  • Decent lewd content and new scenes

Common complaints

  • Early game grind and slow progress feel frustrating
  • Bugs and unforgiving failures
  • Slow updates and limited content

Best for players who like pirate-themed adult games with 2D art and varied minigames

Summarised from 16 written player reviews.

Deleted member 6269226 2024-03-05 ★★★★★
The game is UNFORGIVING when you do not play pixel perfect, sending you to the menu without an autosave like other Ren'Py projects I have reviewed. The game is on sale on steam, but on steam it was not perfectly…
Kurwamaniac 2022-05-12 ★★★★★
Nice 2 D art and animations. I love some pirate stuff. Let's not think of the horrible diseases, low sanitation and hygiene among other stuff that was common at the time. The gameplay is kinda confusing. The battles have no…
Artio20 2022-03-22 ★★★★★
Altough i was a little prejudiced about the artwork, I wanted to give it a try and had a great time while playing it. The mini games were not there to increase the total play time but there to increase…

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