Pizza Porno Panic

JANKY, WAY TOO JANKY. this feels like a flash game from 2012 game probably has a lot more content that i saw but the main gameplay loop is so jank and bad that i just couldn't. it's a sidescroller shooter but for some reason there's full screen wrap with NO speed cap, allowing you to do a portal and reach mach 7 by holding any directions, in general it's annoying because there's momentum for some reason, and hitboxes are complete bullshit, but the worst part is the minigame. there's a pregnancy minigame that as far as i could tell you CANNOT win, and the game says that you'll get a game over if you don't buy a day after pill. how do you do that? i dunno, i'm supposed to do it at the "hub", whatever the fuck that means. no shop buttons anywhere and i don't even know if there's any actual lose state. the gallery is empty, with only one character in it, and you don't even need to unlock the scenes so there goes playing as her because who is going to grind to see 2 pictures that i can already see, and the gameplay is way too boring and tedious for me to want to grind the other characters. this is without mentioning stuff like the boss fights not working in the date menu, the audio constantly breaking, the complete lack of options or fullscreen, and the barren state of the game in general. this isn't a demo, or even an alpha, this feels like a proof of concept

I'm dying with nothing near me and characters are super floaty to control. The art is fine but not worth the god awful gameplay. Please fix the game play because its barely playable in its current state.