Pornocrates: Osiris's Seed

I'm putting as much effort into this review as the dev did, if he calls THIS complete and releases it on Steam. Glitchy, empty, repetitive, boring, nonsensical(storywise) mess made out of standard assets(yes, even sex. You see same 4 poses reused over and over) It's shit, don't waste your time

This game is either too easy or too hard. The enemy collision is awful, they either take one hundred bullets or just one, because it only register damage at certain minimal distance, so a shotgun blast to the face will not hit. It can't decide i the story has any sense. Monsters attack you while immortal NPCs fuck around everywhere, or are just miding their business with computers and CGI capture equipment. Things happen at random with random unskippable cutscenes and some drops of easily missable texts. You can get stuck at a moment searching for what to do and suddenly you just get the solution for free by no clipping trough a vagina wall or theg ame just decides to give you all the items that it required for you to search. You can soft lock yourself in part of the map by trying to jump over some obstacles. I have no ffucking idea what is even about. Pornocrates is trying to ressurect Osiris then you are saving her from him, them you are traveling in time, then you are in some bizarro land and she is inside a pyramid fuckking a guy. Really annoying and confusing. Also, the game drops in FPS and graphic glitches or just get stuck walking very slowly for some random reason.

Runs and looks like ass no matter what graphical settings you set it to. Levels are large, empty, and boring. Gameplay is unbearable, down to its inventory system, fetch questing, and lackluster combat. Wouldn't be surprised if its just a mining software disguised as a game, considering it wants firewall privilege and taxes my 3060ti at 99% all the time.