Princess Peach's Letter

GOD this developer has such a great premise and idea for a gameplay loop and then he just makes the most BROKEN and UNPLAYABLE mess for early demos. I will update this review if the game improves in later versions, because I really want to like his games. For now, stay away. Go play his other game, it's still buggy as hell but at least it's a much more completed and interesting product.

...maybe I'm missing something that's plainly obvious to everyone else, but even for a v.0.1 release, this lacks any sort of care or forethought that the other games released by this developer had. Let's start with the elephant in the room: the blowjob scene that takes up two-thirds of your screen is just a basic 30-second loop. ( Personally, I would prefer if the default scene size was nudged down to about one-third of the total screen or less, to better emulate the vertical aspect ratio of a smartphone, but beggars and all. ) But oddly enough, there are times when it will inexplicably shift to a view from outside Bowser's castle window that you don't have to pay for? So I guess the dev is just scrapping his main mechanic from the onset... worse still, if you go back to the blowjob close-up, the longer it drags on, the more it lags your game client. After a few levels, I could feel my frame rate dropping into the single-digits; it was like playing a PowerPoint presentation. The levels themselves range from " basically walk to the left and win " to " even Touhou players would find dodging all this shit hard " with very little in-between. The level that incorporates the fore-/background switching mechanic can be disorienting with foreground elements blocking things on the background layer; and the first level you reach with the fire blasters is utterly directionless—I reached a dead end and had no clue where to go, or even if I was allowed to progress further. Even canon Mario games have arrows that direct the player when it seems questionable where to go. And the handful of isometric levels, while not disorienting, could absolutely benefit from light rays to cast shadows and show a slight sense of depth; otherwise, I'm jumping trying to land on platforms that are seemingly out of reach. And the controls... finicky at best, downright unresponsive at worst. Left, right, up and down work well enough, as does pressing Shift to shoot fireballs and holding it to run. Jumping, though, definitely lacks any sort of impact. For one thing, you don't bounce off enemies like you'd expect, which could make for more interesting platforming; and for another, there is no telling when you're able to wall-jump—is it at the peak of your jump? Is it after you've started to descend a little? Or are some wall just not wall-jump-able? Oh, and don't try to maximize the blowjob scene viewer. In my experience, once it took up the whole screen, I was unable to minimize it back down to normal size again, so I had to quit out and restart. Buttons will randomly trigger when you press Space to jump, sometimes causing your entire screen to fill up with text from Peach's "letters" every time you hop and skip. There's little rhyme or reason to anything that happens on the mechanical back-end. It's a far more ambitious project than "Superstar Sexting", that's for sure, but this project shows its infancy everywhere. Maybe one star is a it harsh at the moment, but if I graded everything on its potential for greatness instead of what's actually released, everything would be a five-star game.

Its a platformer... not bad, but overall i wouldn't play it again.. all you see is "Peach" sucking it.. you collect coins and watch it.. you get some "messages" about your valentine's day.. and nothing else.. pros Platforming not bad animations bads its a loop.. also on the long run her voice gets annoying SUPER fast. nothing else expect BJ. So from me its a 2 star.. i would recommend it if you looking for a quick BJ scene.. but overall.. its not worth your time, you can find better stuff on RULE34 or any other site..

I'mma rate this game higher up because I know it's an ongoing process and so far I think the results are good. Been following the progress for some months and I'm very impressed with the 3d animations that turned up in the end. Yes, there's only a blowjob scene but I think DryBone really nails the expressions and natural movements. I think the dev naturally puts himself in a very difficult position where he has to make both a porn game and a platformer at the same time, and we can see which one he puts the most time and effort. Why not just have a simple, one level minigame aimed to just collect coins? And focus on having more sex content, scenes, angles. Right now the platformer side of the game is completely broken and unplayable, but the streaming and pay to view is an interesting twist. This new 3d artstyle is very nice and I hope the dev sticks to this game to add more content.

If you've played literally anything else this guy has made, you would know everything consistent with his projects. He does good peach x bowser animations. He wants to cuck Mario and turn it into a nation wide humiliation ritual for him. And most importantly of all, the game fucking sucks lmao. It's the same as all his other games. An extremely bare bones platformer that's clunky, buggy, and not at all fun. All to just deliver some NTR content because it's the only thing he makes. As usual though the animations and such are good but everything else is bad. Expect this to go the same way as all his projects. We get something new, it plays like shit, he updates it a couple times (either adding no new scenes at all or eventually adding a handful but never finishing anything), he moves on to a new project that is the exact same thing in a different game/style.