Schlong Commander
by RiotRedCat
About Schlong Commander
Schlong Commander, created by RiotRedCat in Unity, is an adult programming puzzle game with 3D animated visuals. The sci-fi setting has you act as the programmer rather than the pilot: you assemble drag-and-drop code blocks for movement, rotation, loops, waits, branches, and event reactions to send a small spacecraft carrying a specific payload to a woman on a landing pad. The objective is to raise her climax meter while staying within each challenge’s par time and block limit, then collect stars to open additional craft and block options. The design blends sandbox experimentation with puzzle solving.
The current build is v0.1, released on October 27, 2026, and development is ongoing. It is available for Windows in English and is uncensored. The latest changelog entry for v0.1 describes it as the first public build, so this version introduces the initial playable form of the game rather than a completed final release.
Developer's description
Schlong Commander is an adults-only programming puzzle game. You don't steer the craft — you program it. Snap drag-and-drop code blocks together (move, rotate, loop, wait, branch, react to events) and send a tiny spacecraft with a very specific payload on its way to the woman on the landing pad. Get her to the top of the climax meter, beat each challenge's par time and block count, and earn stars that unlock new crafts and blocks.
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