Sex Interview: Ice Cream

Calling Sex Interview Ice Cream a game is a stretch. This is just a collection of short animations barely tied together with an uninspired story and something that many would not consider gameplay. That is pretty much all games made by L&P using the Unity engine. The model is pretty and well rounded with not so weird animations, but that is not the only purpose of creating a game for this audience. Consider incorporating some form of gameplay, or create a short visual novel focused on storytelling. Anything to show genuine effort and passion for your work, proving that you care about a decent experience. Instead, here you just have to match boring card symbols to unlock the gallery, or skip them all because the game doesn't care if you have any intention of playing it. All creations by L&P are like this and they feel like Steam cash grabs published by Lovely Games. If that wasn’t enough, the game is also plagued by an awful English translation. After scouring multiple games to see the depth of this developer, I do not recommend any of the asset flips made by L&P.

the atmosphere for some reason reminds me of those porn live cam sites xD. i thought it was kind of a nice idea, but the quality is just terrible in every aspect of the game. graphics, animations, gameplay all shit.

Sadly, very little on offer here. Maybe it'll get better with updates, but I kinda doubt it. The game has an interesting premise, with you interviewing a woman about sex (I guess? the game actually never goes into, as I'll explain in a second), but the gameplay and story are completely separate. On top of that, the "story" is more or less just a gallery/scene view. So, basically, no story. No build-up. No nothing. This game also hits a major pet peeve of mine, which is a game having the "voiced" tag when really it's not. It's not even Chinese-voiced, which I believe is the origin of this game. It's only a little, tiny bit, of moaning and that's it. That SUPER upsets me and I'd give negative stars if possible. Another thing is this game is really poorly optimized. Very laggy and very stuttery. Borderline unplayable. For me at least, and my specs are well above min for this game. If there was anything that might get fixed in a future update it'd be this, but I don't think that save this game. Lastly, the translation is toss. Probably a machine translation and a poor one at that. Quick pros and cons: Pros -card flipping memory game, if you're into that Cons -poor optimization -poor translation -poor story -poor gameplay -not really voiced -everything