Sex Shop Simulator: X-RAY DESIRE

Some bih stole 32 condoms and I faqq her. S Tier game. Girls can be hot or they take the appearance of Gorlock the Destroyer. Hard to faqq with it but for business I have to faqq them which gets me hard. This game makes me want to become employed. 5/5 Star Gaming.

Would give a 1.5 if I could, but I'm going to round down. Not worth the time or effort to get to the good parts. I played this for maybe 7 or 8 hours, and I felt like I was wasting my time. DISCLAIMER: THE GAME IS HORRIBLY OPTIMIZED, IT WILL LAG AND IT WILL STUTTER IF YOU DONT HAVE TOP OF THE LINE SPECS! It's your standard shop simulator, but it seems heavily unfinished with only the most barebones and low effort shop mechanics imaginable. The H content feels taped on and forced. Like the developer wanted to make a low effort asset flip simulator on Steam, but sprinkled in some adult content to appeal to a different market. {My Main Criticisms} Like I said above, it's missing most of what makes shop management simulators fun and satisfying. You can hire three employees, but you cant upgrade them, there's no stats for them, no outfits, you don't even get to name them. There's no auto-stocking, the shelf stocker settings are so barebones it's practically useless. You can toggle certain types of items to be stocked on specific shelves, but not specific items. English must not be the developer's first language, as there's an upgrade and employee that refer to a "warehouse" which doesn't exist. The upgrade knocks down the back wall of your shop to expand. There can only be so many NPC on the map at once, and since they all either wander around or go to your shop, they all arrive in clumps. You get 2 or 3 clumps a day, meaning your income is very intermittent. The thief system is not fleshed out enough. Maybe one customer a day will have a specific tattoo, and you can call them a thief to which they... get to walk away? No cops? No security? You don't get to "punish" them? Seriously? What was even the point? There's no shop upgrades besides the extra space, the employees, and the one advertising upgrade you can buy which doesn't change anything visibly. The tutorial only explains the bare minimum and then throws you into the game. It's laughably bad. The customer body variations are nice, I do like how not all the customers look the same. That being said I have some complaints. Why is zombies with stitches a skin type? One of the torsos will outright break most animations. The settings menu is also completely unfinished; No controls menu, everything is in the gameplay tab. The audio menu has zero influence on the egregiously loud menu sounds. I have many other complaints, but this review is long enough as is. If you want a good H game, look somewhere else. If you want a good shop game, look somewhere else.

Some bugs that prevent customers from paying, you have to run arround to acquire customers and might be bethieved in the process also generating money and level ups is taking to long. I want some sexy actions and not grinding 3 hours till I get the first decent action. didnt bother playing longer than 1 hour, got bored and annoyed. Might get better later but it just lost me before that point