The Nursing Home

v.0.4 Final Version. This project has been a ton of fun and I love writing porn, but I've grown increasingly uncomfortable using real porn in the project since I ain't paying these performers for their work here. Time to wrap this up; I may do other stuff in future, I may not. Thanks for all the fish. Scenes and Story: Mrs. Circe storyline started including a new groundskeeper job and a single scene- this storyline is not complete. Includes 12 new scenes across the job and one lesbian scene with Mrs. Circe. Sex scene at the cafe once you unlock the opportunity to clean it. The peace lily, true to my vision, still delivers exactly no in-game benefit for tending it. Have fun! v0.3 Scenes and story: Mrs. Hera storyline complete, with 12 new scenes spread across 6 women- this includes an optional pregnancy/piss scene, plus two bonus threesomes that can be unlocked once the storyline is complete Blossom and Tara storyline complete, with 6 new scenes for the flower shop girls Added a new non-binary hookup option at the pub (if you're very precious about your heterosexuality, rest assured that they have tits and a cunt and this content is optional) Five new working girls added to bring the total up to 8 Total words now just about 75,000. Have fun! Quality of life: Added a "Go home and go to sleep" button to most pages if it's Night already Columns added to manage the buttons in Town, at Home, and at the Nursing Home To-do lists added for the pub hookups and the working girls for you completionists out there Cafe and Park locations added to town Can now do some extra stuff in the early morning- grab a pint, walk around the park, or get a full English Breakfast at the cafe v0.2 Ms Hera's storyline begins! It's about halfway through now. Get friendly with your housemates with 5 new scenes with Tara, Mrs. Hera, and Blossom Unlock a new job as a neighbourhood handyman, with 12 new clients The gloryhole at the sex shop reopens, with 4 available women Erica from the intro moves into Elysium Fields Typos and miniature errors corrected v0.12 Quality of Life update! Videos now resizable to 350, 480, 640 or 1280 pixels wide, set either in the intro or from home by choosing to alter your reality's settings. 1280 is not super recommended- the vintage videos don't do so great with it- but give it a try if you like. Automatic scroll-down on clicking a link to see the video instantly Explainer text for how high scoundrel interacts with your cleaning job (if you have a little, you might get shut down before you can hit on the lady in question; if you have a lot, the lady in question might hit on you because of your devil-may-care bad boy reputation) Many, many typos and miniature errors corrected; no longer will anyone "shrek in delight" Completion of Tigerr's mini storyline, including 2 new scenes and repeatable scenes on completion v0.1 First release! Full storylines completed: Helping the Help (3 characters to seduce), A Room Of One's Own (2 characters to seduce and opens up BDSM content for other characters) 4 sex workers to hire 4 pub hookups 2 short sex scenes in the intro 12 grannies to seduce while you're on the job A peace lily to tend in the mornings, for absolutely no in-game benefit whatsoever