The Queen of Phalli is a branching story made by Nobody Cares in HTML, with 2D art. Set in an alternate Forgotten Realms, it follows Elifael El'Naar of House El'Naar, a dark elf seeking to become a priestess of the Queen of Phalli in a society of women. She must survive dangers, deal with her sisters and matron, and gain the goddess's favor. Themes include fantasy, romance, and multiple endings.
This build is Book I & II 1.0, released October 13, 2026, and development remains ongoing because Book III is planned. It runs on Windows, Linux, Mac, and mobile, in English, uncensored. The latest update added Chapter 14 and all epilogues, including eight standard endings and one secret ending. It also includes a full walkthrough and over 160,000 words, making it the largest single update.
Developer's description
"Queen of Phalli"
is a Choose Your Own Adventure / Branching Novel that I have wanted to write for a while.
It takes place in an alternative version of the Forgotten Realms, where the dark elves have evolved into a civilisation comprised solely of women. On top (pun not intended) of this society are the priestesses of the Queen of Phalli, blessed with the genitalia of both sexes. In order to become a priestess, a dark elf must walk the Path of Perpetual Pleasure and master the Tantric Technique of the Thousand Throbbing Tendrils. Our Heroine, Elifael El'Naar of House El'Naar, is one such aspiring priestess. To achieve this ambitious goal, she will have to face many dangers, endure the whims of her sisters and matron, and earn the favour of the Goddess. The Path ahead of her is fraught with cocks.
2026-10-13
Chapter 14 and Epilogues
The epic and extremely rich in content conclusion to Book II.
Yes, there will be a Book III.
This update includes chapter 14 and all the epilogues (8 different endings + 1 secret ending).
By far my largest single update, more than 160k words of written text.
Full walkthrough included in the walkthrough directory.
2026-4-18
Chapter 13.2
An experimental release in many ways, I tried to design a bit of a dungeon crawl for this one. Nothing excessive, but there will be dice rolls and game-over screens.
2026-1-20
Chapter 12.0
2025-7-28
Chapter 11.1
Updated user interface
Added soundtrack. It will only play in chapter 1, as it is a work in progress.
Added a new intro cinematic to the game.
Warning: Some images in chapters 3 and 4 may appear while on the wrong path. It is a known issue and will be fixed before the next release (of the Illustrated edition). Thank you for your patience.
2025-4-22
Chapter 10.1
New user interface (work in progress)
New sound effects added to the game
Warning: Some images in chapters 3 and 4 may appear while on the wrong path. It is a known issue and will be fixed before the next release. Thank you for you patience.
2024-12-18
Chapter 9.5
A whole lot of new images added (Chapter 4)
2024-11-15
Chapter 9.1 Hotfix
Fixed issue that would not let you progress the story on Sha'zal Path/Loving/Emerald Path.
2024-11-15
Chapter 9.0
New images added (Chapter 3)
New gallery system (accessible from the menu).
New bonus images added to the gallery, reward for completionist players who play all the passages of each chapter (so far, only the images for chapter 1 have been added).
New save/load system. Savegames are now easier to manage. The only inconvenience is that you will have to export your current saves from the browser version and import them in the exe version.
2024-08-19
Chapter 8.9
New images added (Chapter 3)
New gallery system (accessible from the menu).
New bonus images added to the gallery, reward for completionist players who play all the passages of each chapter (so far, only the images for chapter 1 have been added).
New save/load system. Savegames are now easier to manage. The only inconvenience is that you will have to export your current saves from the browser version and import them in the exe version.
2024-07-04
Chapter 9 has been added.
2024-03-21
Chapter 7.6
Chapter 1 of the game is now fully illustrated.
2024-03-07
Chapter 7
Second chapter of Book II - NOVITIATE. It is a long one, divided in two main paths with a few different sub-paths.
Added a small gallery at the end with a preview of the first illustrations, accessible from the end credits.
2023-03-20
Chapter 6
First chapter of Book II - NOVITIATE. Lots and lots of new characters to meet, new paths to take, new decisions to make.
2023-03-20
Chapter 5 (About 60000 words long, possibly more.)
The conclusion to Book I - BAPTISM. No major choices to take, the whole chapter is one long epilogue. There are four different endings (five if you count the Synafae path being divided in two, depending if you switched to her from Maryl or Nefail).
2023-01-08
Chapter 4
All choices taken up until now in the story will come to a head. There are four possible endings, plus one bad ending/game over.
2022-11-22
Corrected a LOT of typos.
Added 3 possible dream sequences to the end of Chapter 3 , so yeah it is kinda sorta somewhat worth the dowload (if you want to read them but have saved at the credit screen, just roll back a couple of passages and you should be good).
2022-11-19
Chapter 3 (about 23000 words long)
Further improved readability, changed colours to light gray and dark grey; changed font to helvetica, more line spacing between paragraphs.
2022-10-15
Chapter 2 (about 20000 words long)
Added a save/load function.
Improved readability, the text is now in very light yellow on very dark blue. Should be easier on the eyes.
2022-09-17
Initial Release
Player reviews
Player rating5.0 / 5 · 20 ratings
Written reviews20 · avg 4.8★
Positive (4–5★)95%
Latest review2024-11-26
What players say
Most players give high ratings, praising writing, characters, and setting; one reviewer says it is too sex-focused.
5★16
4★3
3★1
2★0
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Players like
Strong writing and dialogue
Deep, memorable characters
Immersive fantasy setting
Steamy, emotionally engaging scenes
Common complaints
Some players want more illustrations
Best for players who enjoy erotic fantasy stories with strong characters and writing.
Summarised from 20 written player reviews.
・響・2024-11-26★★★★★
Game nearly only sex focused. When they talk, it's about sex. When they meet, they get horny. When something happens, it's through sex acts. It isn't inherently a bad thing to rely so much on sex. It is porn and…
susun72024-11-17★★★★★
Absolutely fantastic. The writing is excellent. The characters and the worldbuilding is excellent. I find myself checking regularily for the next chapter to drop. Request: As of book 2 there are quite a few names and things to keep track…
DiabolicalDolphin2024-10-15★★★★★
This game is fucking fantastic. It features a bunch of rich and deep characters with unique flaws, personalities, want, and desires, and it does a wonderful job in fleshing out the libidinous underdark into a place that feels truly alive…
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