Vampira

You played for shitpost, you received shitpost. Fair trade. The game barely reaches 10 minutes. Platforming aspect was mediocre. Voice acting made my lungs collapse. You know the developer had fun making this one.

this is the greatest game of all time. and im surprised people take it seriously you ever heard the "dont kill the part of you that is cringe, kill the part of you that cringes"? yeah. if you just go with it its actually really funny. that said, this is still a shitpost game, and as with all shitposts, you either love it with every fiber of your being or you call your gods to forsake it. play it at your own risk.

Describing Vampira is difficult, not because one can't find the words, but because it has to be seen to truly be believed. This game is the closest mankind has ever come to a truly perfect work of art, this game is a masterclass in charter design, voice acting, soundtrack, and gameplay, and is by far the best overall experience any game has to offer. I would highly recommend giving it a full playthrough. 10/10

Just as bad as it can get! the voice acting it's bad, it dose not have to be any good but this one it's just cringe af, it's the perfect game if u want to get ride of a boner because it will go away after u listen to that shit, and after like 10 min of cutscenes with that voice acting, un start a platforming game where the jump glitches every 3 seconds and u have to fall of something to reset it, while dealing with bad controls, music and lvl design! This game will have made more sense if it was released on 1 of April!