Welcome to America

This review is for version 1.3 Simple enough game with not too terrible a grind and an enjoyable but unoriginal plot. The UI and sex scenes are good but nothing spectacular. Over all average, it just needs a bit more fleshing out to be of high quality.

The 1000th monthly HTML real-porn "sandbox" with no story, no character development, no map, no UI... Is there some kind of tutorial out there that people are following? because I swear all of these games are the same: a collection of blue links that move you from one random set of porn gifs to the next, with each featuring different actors and actresses. In this one, you arrive to America, and every woman is a whore: they'll show you their asses at the airport and the mall. Every super hot chick at the gym and the nightclub wants to fuck with you, and so on. There is no build-up for any scene: all of them come down to you existing and random women wanting to fuck with you, because a broke immigrant is probably the best a fitness girl can catch in America. Actions are limited (once a day for most), but the game doesn't seem to understand the passage of time, so you can start your day by going to the mall, then go to the bar, maybe hit the gym during the afternoon, then go to work at night, and finally go to the university somewhere past midnight. Dialogues are... I don't know how to put it, an example is probably best: "If you're a fan of India, drop by sometime, and I'll prepare something really delicious for you," she said with a wink." That is how a woman greets a complete stranger knocking on her door in the middle of the night, because why bother developing characters and relationships when you can simply make every woman be totally into the mc for no good reason? Or how about this one? "Hello. Obviously, we go to the same gym." That's how the super hot MC that all women desire introduces himself to a woman at the gym. At the start there is some semblance of a plotline where you go to a warehouse to help someone smuggle... wait for it: pirated DVDs, because I guess this version of America is stuck in the 90s. I was going to give this game 2 stars, but deducted another one because it includes ads: the internet option has ads, and my adblocker fully blocked the "webcams" link. One of the worst games of this kind.