Bash Slimes EVERYDAY!!

Name: Bash Slimes EVERYDAY!!
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (12 reviews)
Author: UnfasedTanuki

by UnfasedTanuki

Uncensored Windows

Versionv1.35

EngineUnity

Released2026-05-29

Updated2026-05-29

LanguageEnglish

You play as a somewhat useless adventurer whose main talent is bashing slimes. During your journey, you collect mysterious Love Cards that unlock animated scenes featuring your party and other monster girls. Build your collection, discover secrets, and progress through chapters filled with comedy, chaos, and questionable slime encounters. The game focuses on collecting cards, unlocking scenes, battling bosses, and expanding your deck as new content is added. You can also learn bits of Japanese while playing, though it’s completely optional.

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v1.35 Update 2026-05-29 Update 2026-05v1.35 Major News: - 3 New Love Cards - 6 New Scenes - 1 New Party Member ? Small News: - Better repair system - Rework and animate beach background - Add sound effect and ambient - New Zombie transition - New sand hub design - Add 1 new consumable - Fix can't draw Love Card if all unlocked already - Fix Fairy card - Fix Ghost card - Rework attack speed - Correct grammar and typo - Fix minor issues Update 2026-05-29_23:00:00 UTC+2 - Fix new party member selection - Fix supporter card v1.3 Update 2026-05-15 Update 2026-05v1.3 Major News: - 6 New Love Cards - 13 New Scenes . 1 New Chapter - 1 New Party Member Small News: - Easy mode and story mode are now easier - Hide cursor when hide HUD in lewd scenes - Better shop display for unlockables - Reduce overflow of VFX in battle - Add a claim shop to unlock all items - Made quest trophy a currency - Add 1 new unlockable in shop - Add 1 background in lewd scene - Add 1 battle room (BankTrial) - Add 1 battle card (TimeManipulation) - Add a start menu - Add transitions images - Correct spelling and grammar issues - Fix bat idle camp wings - Fix minor bugs v1.2 Update 2026-04-17 Update 2026-04 v1.2 Major News: - 7 New Love Cards ! - 1 New chapter with 10 scenes - 1 New Party Member - 1 New Boss Small News: - 2 New Unlockable in shop - 2 New Consumable Items - 1 New Weapon Item - 7 New Items (total) - 1 New Secret Code - 1 New Battle Room - 1 New Battle Card - Add Auto Restart lewd - Add zoom feature (Hold or Tap Ctrl left) - Add Summer background in lewd - Add claim all reward button in routes - Add shift click to fast move items - Add Click to skip end battle menu - Updates text misspell and grammar errors - Replaced the Tuto card (1 more Love Card) - Fix some bugs - Fix some love cards Update 2026-04-17 17:15:00 - Fix mushroom infinite climax - Fix mushroom girl xp Update 2026-04-17 19:10:00 - Fix invincible during battles Update 2026-04-18 13:00:00 - Fix Tanuki bug model in anal scene - Add space to skip dialogue - Fix some grammar issue Update 2026-04-03 - Update 2026-04-05 Update 2026-04 v1 Update 2026-04-05 - Fix some bugs - Balance the game - Add a info popup for Love Card scene - Add more inventory space - Simplify menu and navigation - Add colorblind mode setting - Add camera movement lock setting Update 2026-04-04 - Better item description - More equipment durability and repair price reduced - Story and Girls Route load at current page and not page 1 - Add more detail on lewd card blocker - Add a bookmark system for Love Cards + sort by favorite by default - Fix empty binder issue - Implement an auto recover missing cards - Fix bug level up at the end of the timer block Update 2026-04-03 - Bug fix click on card at the same time you level up no longer cause issue v1.0 Initial Release

KANNA-CHAN 2026-05-28 ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

REVIEW : i created an account just to make this review lol, this game is amazing, yes its ai but all the animations are made with love, i prefer that way cause i think that hentai is not good in general when draw, personal opinion but it lacks the quality and the skin softnes i search, specialy if its furry stuff the mechanics are too hard for me but normally a baby mode for idiots like me is coming soon the game is quite funny, not too difficult to get the things you need (collect) my favorite is the bat, i won a competition so i hope you love the new card for bat that i cooked with unfasedtanuki, i wont say more you can learn japanese with the game, you need to asociate the english version with the japanese word, the voice could use a rework, some words dont even sound the way they write, the game is not boring, you get a couple cards at the begining so you can fap from the begining if you want but you still need a bit of time to unlock everything, in general i do a game, i go have fun with a card, play a game, do it again (lol) be sure to go on patreon, theres exclusive cards the games have good fetishes like anal, boobjob footjob blowjob, i heard theres gonna be more fantasy fetish maybe (im not spoiling) not a big fan of blowjob but its normal that other have their fetishes obviously overall, i give this a 5/5 not the best game but really good higher then most

tifftgyg 2026-05-23 ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

actual good game, art is nice even though AI, like its really high quality and consistent, gameplay i really like cuz i love games where you need to manage skill point allocation to progress to the next boss, the sex scenes are hot but more interactivity during would be cool, but i know that is difficult to implement across all character cards for each and every char asset, overall one of the better high time investment games, story dialogue is fun, more cute than sexy but it has its moments when it plays at the heart strings really well

mofu2x 2026-05-15 ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

This is a pretty good game that has been absolutely murdered by skinner box grindathon balancing for no apparent reason. I do not actually want to spend 2 hours spam clicking slimes before I get a single H scene. It's at the point where I expect a pop up asking me if I want to spend $10 to skip the grind. 2 stars because I think it would be a 4 star game with a sane amount of grind. But really not worth your time in its current state.

Megaknur 2026-05-14 ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

I'm not really the best at writing reviews but I'll try my best as this game certainly deserves it. You can tell a lot of effort was put into the game itself - the characters are fun and quirky, the gameplay is novel for a porn game (at least I haven't seen it done like this anywhere else) and the scenes are clean. Animating your own shit despite using AI for the stills is really commendable - most would cheap out and just go full ai on everything That being said, I definitely think there are things to improve - the bashing mechanic could use some more proactivity on the players part (like, for example, a short period when spam-clicking deals more danage or something like that). Sometimes the characters look a little bit out of place when overlayed on top of the background - at least for me. Also, the "writing" (there isn't that much - it's not that kind of game) would need some polish, but it's nothing a few hours with an editor couldn't fix. Overall, 5/5. Dare I say, it's going to be one of the best games on this site if the devs keeps up

Peter Denger 2026-05-03 ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

v1.2 I can't give it 5 stars since it (currently?) isn't as exceptional as other titles on this website. But it is a near "perfect" game, in the sense that it delivers exactly what it promised. The gameplay is simple yet fun and addictive, combining the bashing, the cards progression during the run, an undertale-like way of avoiding the attacks, and leveling-up by gaining items or empowering your companions. So, diverse enough to stay interesting even after your 50th grind. Nice. When you're bored of bashing slimes, you can progress through the "learning japanese" bit (not as interesting, but it's there), or do some sex scenes, or watch a bit of story. Again, a great way to keep the player interested. Speaking of, the sex scenes are the weak part of the game. They look pretty good, it's a decent way of using AI and I have 0 problem with that. However the gameplay there isn't that great. The scenes last way too long, you don't have much to do, and your rewards are kinda limited (being able to customize the girl's facial expression is NOT worth the time spent). So yeah, the scales between time needed / interest in the scenes themselves / rewards are not balanced. Still, they're nice, sexy, and diverse enough. Finally, story and characters. It's a nice parody of similar adventuring games, kinda remind me of Konosuba in its tone. The jokes are funny, alternating between cartoonish humor and self-aware parody, so it kinda works. And it's way better than any generic VN or AI-slop we can find out there.The characters interact well with each other, they are archetypal but still a bit unique in their own right. The upbeat and cutely stupid slime, the sarcastic bored zombie... none of them has the depth of a complex character, but they do the job. They're likeable and attractive, so getting to their sex scenes feels good. TLDR : a very good game, perfect for wasting some time, and then some more, then some more and... it's evening already?

NotASmaertPerson 2026-04-23 ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

a super pleasant and fun game, which is teeming with personality and care. the AI tag may turn off some, but even I whom usually would write off a game for poor AI use have no problem with this game cause its done with so much care and integrity its such nice thing to find a gem like this hidden among all the slop out there and im looking forward to future updates!

KingSnooSnoo 2026-04-12 ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

This game turned out to be a pleasant surprise. The characters are maybe my favorite part. They're goofy, but feel relatable. The writing is actually funny, which I don't find commonly in porn games. Visually, the characters are gorgeous and sexy. There's an audible difference in sex if you don't clean up after a climax, a much-appreciated detail. Good music: most of the time, it's fitting and is enjoyable to listen to. I also like that there’s actual gameplay here. I prefer my porn games to have some game to them rather than just sitting back. The gameplay loop can feel a bit grindy, but it works for a collection-style game. It feels like a casual game while still being a bit challenging, and it makes me want to come back for more. The UI and controls are mostly smooth, but these are actively being improved. There's been a noticeable improvement from update to update. There are also fun extras like secret codes and Easter eggs, which give the feel of cheat codes back in the day. I find myself wishing for more content, more interactions, more girls, mostly because I genuinely want more reasons to keep playing. The dev is quick to fix issues, add updates, and is very open to feedback, as seen in the thread and their Discord. Edit: There's an aspect of the game that I don't personally utilize, but being able to teach some conversational Japanese alongside all of the above is a really cool concept. Overall, it’s a fun, charming game with a solid foundation and a lot of potential.

polkaStudio 2026-04-12 ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

Great game. The interactions with the girls and the dialogues are fun and has a lot of charm. Although the bossfights are quite hard, the animations and the system is well thought out. and there is also quite a lot of story that has been made for this game. 5/5 recommend.

trrippin 2026-04-11 ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

I really like the playstyle of the game, the combination of killing slimes and evading attacks is really engaging and satisfying. I feel like there could be more mini-games like some kind of tower defence against the hordes of slimes maybe? There is no real story, which is fine, it's just game is about killing endless slimes without world ending threat as the game tell you at the start. The scenes have quite high quality, they are well made with sounds and animations, with few things that can be adjusted. As of right now main girls you will be working with in the story are Tanuki, Slime and Zombie. Tanuki is definitely my favorite of the trio. And I think there could be more things to do in camp enviroment. Overall great game with alot of potencial. I wish the developer good luck with this one.

Kernanknight 2026-04-06 ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

Alot of content with addictive gameplay, good game so far keep it up! , Only some of the girls are my style of art but yh pretty good., I dont like the first slime girl boss and I think some girls could be more mature looking, music is good, Difficulty is perfect, aswell as sfx

Falsesavior 2026-04-04 ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

I genuinely like the idea and concept of the game. Especially the teach japanese part. BUT HOLY GOD ASKLEPIOS, save me from the carpal tunnel this game gave me. Cause I need every blessing on earth to recover from this mouse mashing. PLEASE, by all gods, make it that the circle auto attacks. FORGET THIS PART, I JUST REALIZED THE GAME AUTOATTACKS AND I AM JUST DUMB. And the rng of the items you desperately need to advance the girls events and the general difficulty spike on the 3rd level need to be adressed. Just please allow us to buy the gifts needed from the town vendor and not risk losing our tickets by going to an adventure and hope for a shop. If these issues get adressed I bet that the game will genuinely receive praise. I feel genuinely dumb not having realized forHOURS that I dont have to click with the mouse button.....

nopeandnah 2026-04-03 ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

Review for demo(?) version 1.0 (and a few minor fixes) so I cleared the demo after a few hours and I have to say I enjoyed it quite alot but it does have its issues at the moment. Gameplay is simple enough, you use your mouse to hover a circle around a small map and any enemy in that circle takes damage. everytime you level up in a run you get to choose one of 3 random abilities just like in any rougelite. The unique twist of this game is that once its the enemies turn to attack you switch to a dodgebased gameplay where you move your mouse to avoid damaging objects. Neat idea and I like it though it can be a bit hard at times but you can lower the difficulty without issue if it gets too hard. Gameplay is too grindy for my tastes as well, hopefully it will be lessened. Another small gripe is that gold does too little. I cleared the game with over 1k gold and nothing to really do with it. On the other hand there are quite a few upgrades that require slimes (2nd currency of the game) and that one is much harder to come by and is required for repairs. 4/5 for the gameplay Story: There isnt reall a story I'd say? Its just the protag and the goofball monstergirls you recruit just doing whatever comes their way. Simple, easy to understand and kinda funny. 3/5 Porn: Now I have to say I am surprised how well this looks given that it's AI generated but it does look good, animations are goodlooking too. 4/5 TL;DR Kinda rougelite with a neat combat gimmick Good animated (AI) porn Laidback and goofy story Still in need of some QoL changes and rebalancing Looking forward to seeing how this game develops in the future and I wish the dev the best of luck.