Boober Damsel World

In the simplest manner, this is kusoge with some decent ideas.. The level design ranges from barely mediocre at best to god awful at worst. Movement is a tad floaty. The milk system that the breast expansion cg's are tied to is decent in concept, but the healing ability is pathetic when everything three taps you and the spray attack is inconsistent unless you are shotgunning it in someone's face (which is wildly dangerous with how much damage shit does). Oh also every platform has their hitbox a bit too extended horizontally, which makes jumping up a ledge feel real unintuitive compared to the majority of platformers. Gameplay wise this feels like a Scratch version of a Newgrounds game (again, kusoge). I find that kind of stuff endearing, but if you don't, that might be an issue. The porn side's a real let down. I'm not gonna lie, I think the breast expansion cg's are kinda solid. I'm not standing in a level with however much milk to see them, but I do think there's something there. However, the gallery you spend the game unlocking is pretty underwhelming. Very tame and unsubstantial. Just skip this one.

0.3 As other review says, it's like one of those "here is proof of a game concept" platformers someone would make for a school course. The platforming is a bit glitchy and laggy, the hitboxes are weird, and the health/milk ratios with damage and heal just seem weirdly random at times. Download the gallery, see the few pics that are ok and actually sexual, then move on to a proper game. The fact it had a voice acted intro was surprising and shows clear effort though, so 2/5 for the effort attempt.

(v0.3) So-so platformer. The author intro as shit really makes sense, I guess he made this thinking "yah, this gun be a shitty game". Once you start the game, you gotta press Spacebar to actually get the menu. Anyway, the platforming is good enough. You have to get milk and get to the end of the level. The only way to beat enemies is by spraying milk on them, which sucks first because it's a spray, second because it's impossible to have a good idea of how many "hits" you need to kill the birds . Killing them leaves some coins, which unlocks the gallery images. The images on the gallery are fine, but the UI makes no sense. Once you get that much money, the image is unlocked, you don't have to buy to unlock, but the symbol stays as a lock. Also, to close the image, you have to click on a X that shows on the middle top right Overall, would be a decent browser-play game, like those old Newgrounds flash stuff. Not worth a fap, tho