Euphoria’s Silky Threads

VERSION: v0.2 REVIEW STATUS: PENDING, INITIAL, FINAL REVIEW DATE: 23/07/2026 NOTE: The following categories and scoring criteria are my own, which may require more context provided in the Comment section below. Additionally , scoring is based on the state, and what is in the current version and not what may or may not be introduced at a later point. I may update my review later as indicated by the change Version. Character (Model) Visuals......... : ⭐⭐⭐ General (World) Visuals........... : ⭐⭐⭐ Animation Quality................. : ⭐⭐⭐ Character Development(Persona).... : ⭐ Story, Plot, Premise...............: ⭐ Dialogue.......................... : ⭐⭐ Writing, Spelling & Grammar....... : ⭐⭐⭐⭐ User Interface & Experience (UI/UX): ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Game-play/Style & Mechanics....... : ⭐⭐ Play-time & Pacing.................: ⭐⭐ Audio (Music & Sounds).............: ⭐⭐⭐ Adult Content (quality & frequency): ⭐⭐⭐ Kinks & Fetishes (Variety)........ : ⭐⭐⭐ Bugs, Reference, Script Issues etc,: ⭐⭐⭐ Average: X of 60 possible points giving a X% rating i.e. X stars. COMMENTS PROS: - See my opinions section for details. Fairly decent looking models, decent quality renders. Able to adjust relationships is a nice feature UX/UI at least has some volume sliders and most importantly a dialogue box opacity setting! Animations are serviceable, they could be better that much is clear. CONS: - See my opinions section for details. Some characters like the MC and his friend look much older than kids that just completed high-school, usually at age 18. They look like mid 20s easily. The same with the "adults" landlord/landlady, they look the same age as the MC, the landladies big tits are the only thing suggesting she is older, but thats not enough! Per above point, while most characters look decent, the MC has a jaw that looks like and anvil, WTF was the dev going for, a cartoon character? Dialogue is cheesy and unrealistic, especially when its not expected or doesn't fit the situation and generally its just very nonsensical. Furthermore its very basic, unsophisticated and doesn't feel professional really...its horrible either though. Plot is confusing, weird and honestly a crock of shit, the porn logic is just "magical" The MC is a tool, fool, chad and complete moronic idiot, his dialogue is so "try-hard" I want to simply shut down this "disaster piece" I am dropping this in "reference" issue under bugs, where the landlady says the MC, "Your "roommate" is out and about. And your "roommate" is in her room". In these kinds of situations why not speak naturally and say XYZ is in her room and ABC is somewhere else, that way it reads correctly, and reference to "roommate" is used in the correct dialogue. Sandbox is just another chore and grind to be at the right place, at the right time, with the right stats, items, for the right person to unlock a specific scene...the fucking joy of sandbox...yay... Per above, you then add the minigames and awesome math puzzles...great...novel start looking more like homework OPINIONS, SUGGESTIONS & FINAL REMARKS: NOTE: The following remarks are my personal opinions and thoughts, which may provide more context and could be useful to the developer. (Read them or don't) Per point about the dialogue, the MCs best friend saying they should all go to a restaurant and celebrate didnt sit right with me, you go to a restaurant to wine and DINE, you go to a pub and celebrate...there are other "odd" dialogue choices that just didnt feel natural to me. Another e.g. is where the "landlady" cleans the house to seemingly impress the graduating "tenant" WTF is that about!? Like she needs the 18yo MCs approval? Why write such crap dialogue... The disparity in size difference between Lily and Cristina goes beyond the one being short and the other tall. The one is much larger than the other in all respects and that unrealistic, you can have a woman as tall as a man, but their feet and hands are still much smaller, same with other features. This applies to short and tall also, the way its done here feels fake, like they are enlarged/shrunk down which isn't how people naturally grow. Another annoying trait, often seen in AVNs is the developers fear to use brand names, referencing these names is not illegal, saying Mindows instead of Windows is just stupid, and if you that afraid to say it, just say the operating system. Developers will probably get more flack from using licensed music in their AVNs than brand names, you are allowed to say the word, its not the same as claiming the IP... Per above point about animations and textures, issues like the MC eating out the "roommate" his tongue isn't even touching her, and he has clipping with his hair and scalp not aligning correctly, basic but there. The animations are not all horrible but it also means that even with basic tools the dev could spend a little more time getting it right IMO. SUMMARY (TLDR) : The visuals are good, their quality is decent, textures are good etc, but models are not all realistic for the role they play, ages are not proportionate nor body sizes in some cases. Dialogue is cringe and the MC is an unlikable moron. The plot is a lot of rubbish and is fueled by mindless porn logic and random BS. You then add the sandbox mechanics, and here is the wonderful result...NOT If you absolutely nothing to play then this can be it, but don't expect anything good, that it is not...

For an early-stage sandbox AVN, this has a lot of potential. The renders are high quality, the animations are okay and the journal, phone, and RPG systems make exploration more interesting than in many other games. The mystery surrounding Euphoria gives the story a nice hook, and the characters are likable so far. It still needs more content and longer routes, but with consistent monthly updates, this is definitely one I'll keep an eye on.

The premisse was ok, but the story itself, if it can be called that, is written like how twelve year old would envision, and talk about, sex and relationships. The MC is not only as dumb as a doorknob, but engages in a series of senseless interactions that just feel like mind blurbs were stitched together and called a storyline. I love myself a good incest and corruption story, but this is neither good nor corruption, as it is teen perversion level from the get go without creating any character depth or relational depth between the family members. Honestly, they behave more like a frat dorm than a family. Only reason i give two stars is because the dev clearly made some effort with the graphics and even put in some rudimentary animations.