Futanari Coffee Shop

Just fine, another game that I have to ask why even make this a porn game? The porn is so limited and simple with annoying grindy elements to even engage with. Then the management part is nice though a bit simple. Overall it just has the issue of being stuck between a porn game and a normal game. I just don't get that, it needs to pick a lane and do that well instead of trying to do different things poorly. Its not a bad game and I respect the different approach here but its just not worth any time.

The game is fun but this would have been better off as a non h game. The game itself is actually kinda fun, although a bit tedious towards the later parts. Its basically a tycoon maid cafe game. There is lots of customization available, even if it is painfully drip fed to you and change clothes is annoying. The main issue I have is that the porn part of the game seems completely disconnected. I thought that originally it was gonna be something like people ordering their favorite futa dick or glass of 'milk'. Instead it is literally just normal ass dishes. The only lewd part of the game is how you can dress the maids however you want and then fuck them. That's it. Even that part is slowly drip fed. Plus no one even seems to care or react to fucking your maid in the middle of the cafe. I really don't get why sex was tacked on if it was just gonna be super meh and disconnected from the rest of the game. That time would have been better spent on improving the main game and progression to make it more fun.

I finally get around to playing this again. I think I played 0.4, then the saves got pitched into the fire, and now I'm glad I waited because they apparently got pitched into the fire again for 1.0, lamo. Anyways, cafe management sim, seen one seen a hundred. Yet, I don't think I've seen one with a Futanari Owner, and for management style games, futanari is quite damn rare. So how does it chalk up? COCKS UP: 100% solid management. The game is smooth, the logic is clear, it's really magical how there's no excess in how the game progresses. Although it's excessively simple, and in some cases never really changes. A lot of goddamn customization. There's outfits out the wazoo, there's numerous props for h-scenes and for the cafe itself. There's a fucking tech tree (basic but technically still a tree) of unlocks for h-scenes for the maids you hire. You can really control the colors on hair and skin. However, changing hairstyles and such are locked behind a bit of a grind. Took me a while to get to them, honestly, and I wasn't even aware they were possible because it just locks them and say "unlocks at x level" without saying what it is. Fluid animations for the h-scenes, and a lot of different scenes as well. The cum animations are... not the best honestly, but it's not fair comparing to some of the giants in this department. COCKS DOWN: While it is a smooth, simple system, it really gets bogged down by the grind. Not even a third of the way into the 30 levels, and you're already building your cafe like a communist, every inch of the damn place must have tables, you've got SSR maids going 900mph, and one of them permanently stuck to the register, unable to ever leave or take a break. Expansion of this system in the future might save it, but god is it a slog. Edit: This is going on top of this, sorta as a 1.5 bullet. But I've been doing my damnedest to optimize this table hell so I can serve 200 customers in a day, and goddamn is it a bitch when you've expanded. The distance really matters in this game, which is great, but brings me to my annoyance: the owner is really hampering it by not being upgradable. So I must keep this perspective as negative until I somehow break 200 customers served in a day. While there's a lot of customization, there's some things that are lacking. There's no pubic hair options from what I can see, there doesn't appear to be an ability to give your maids permanent cocks, the hairstyle thing is just a fucking nightmare, and there's no real proper zoom/edit for the icon, just 3 presets which don't do the characters justice. There's a very clear divide between the management, and the eros. You can make all the maids you have nude and nothing changes. You can fuck your maids all day and nothing changes (other than you losing customers by having -1.5 workers). You can't prostitute out your maids, you can't sell breastmilk tea, and you can't really do anything to that extent for the management thing. The general concept of it could be applied to any game, and it would have virtually no difference. It makes the erotic content really feel tacked on. While I've been typing this, I've been grinding up to level 30 to get a save file out for anybody too lazy to afk this (don't blame you tbqhwyf), and it really just puts some of these criticisms into view. Some are really minor. I don't much care about the game not having any complex systems nor difficulty, but with how long you need to slog through this game just to unlock more sex props, is just ridiculous. I'm actually hoping at the very minimum full control over what the Owner and maids look like is in the cards, because otherwise this game is less worth the gameplay, and more worth just saving and treating as a scene viewer. Which is really sad considering I like the gameplay here. It just... is missing something to make it worthwhile for the duration of its stay. There's not much else to say here. The game just has some minor things that prevent me from confidently giving it a 4. Even the review is dulled as I've turned off listening to the background music, and all I hear is the cha-ching of the register holding one of my maids permanently hostage. 3 and a half cocklengths out of five, rounded down. I'll be putting up a save file in the thread once I grind to 30.

Such a good game!! Gameplay is very good and got me addicted even without sex scenes unlocked. Its simple and scales over time so donw worry at the beginning. The sex scenes are good but would be cool if walls and items disappear on their own so you dont have to see the other maids constantly running around in the background as soon as you disable the walls lol Now on my List of best Futa games. -some customization but sadly not body parts, would be the perfect addition to the game -good animations -good sounds and music -nice building and managing

(English translation by Google Translation) It's just as fun as a game. Even if it has a no sexual content tag, I recommend you give it a try. In fact, I'm hooked on the store owner. The sexual element is a bonus! That's how it is. However, I'm a bit dissatisfied with the UI, and the process of purchasing objects and installing them is not continuous, and it feels like moving the tabs every time and changing the modes is a hassle. (Original Japanese text) ゲームとして普通に面白い。no sexual contentタグが付いていても一度試してみるべきとオススメできる。 実際、店舗経営の方に夢中になってしまって、そっちの方はなくても良いや！という感じ。 ただ、UIにはちょっと不満があり、オブジェクトを購入して設置の流れが連続的ではなく、いちいちタブを移動してモードを変えるなど手間に感じてしまう。

(Review based off of my copy on Steam, version 0.5.1(110something)) Best described as a Maid Cafe management simulator, there's actually a pretty competent management game to this (and not with a "For a porn game" caveat) The sex aspect is also decent, with the following pros/cons: CONs: The initial cameras for the scenes are often blocked by walls (less of an issue than you would think since you can just adjust it yourself and/or plan H-furniture placement to mitigate it, but it's still an issue) Low-poly-ish models, which won't satisfy some MC appears to be the only Futanari & only "Top", with everyone else being female/"Bottom" (my biggest gripe, along with the next one) No otokonoko/traps either (which is a common maid cafe trope both inside and outside of porn) so in summary: Futa on Female: Yes Futa on Futa, Male on Futa, Futa on Male, Female on Futa, Futa on Trap, and Trap on Futa: No zero reaction/acknowledgement of sex scenes from customers/other maids some have complained that there are no male/female MC options (not sure why with this is a complaint with the game's name being Futanari Coffee Shop) PROs: Collision/hitboxes during sex scenes are pretty well-done (potentially a product of only the MC being Futa, and all the maids being female of identical height/genital placement) Actual scenes/poses feel well chosen Has a character creator, even if it's on the limited side of things As far as the non-H elements go: PROs Again, it's a really good maid cafe management simulator It has a solid core gameplay that just needs further variety of furniture/h-furniture/uniforms (which are easier development "problems" to deal with) CONs The interactions/controls are mouse-based outside of WASD camera movement with Q/E camera rotation. In particular, the way to interact with the maids is particularly bad, and will actively mess up the floor/kitchen when you accidentally pull a maid from their work when you meant to interact with a stove/table/etc... The MC sucks at all tasks (cooking/taking orders/delivering food/cleaning table/cashier checkout) and will not be improving/leveling up. As soon as you can get the MC out of the workflow, the better things will go. All in all, I don't regret paying money for it (on sale at least), and the dev has been very open to steam comment feedback saying things such as: Many players in the Steam community have provided valuable opinions and suggestions, and I would like to express my sincere gratitude to everyone. The early access phase of this game is expected to end by the end of this year or early next year. After completing the main update content, I will try my best to optimize the game based on everyone's suggestions Click to expand... And most importantly, has specifically mentioned planning to get futa maids in. Suggestions from the Steam community, such as adding other futa characters, etc. Click to expand...

As a Futa enthusiast I truly enjoy this game as it scratches all the right itches. I like the management element of the game as its fun in itself, and the build up and expansion of your cafe as well as your maids. With the recent customization updates you can truly populate your cafe with a lineup to suit your preference which is great. Having a gacha element is always fun as there isn't any cost associated, although I would like there to be an option to remove auto-save if you get new maids as you can still save scum anyways but it takes more clicky. For the H part of the game I like the current setup and would like to see it expanded to more options as well as more participants like 3p and 4p. Lastly I would hope for there to be an option to add futa maids instead of just the futa MC. Overall I love this game as a casual and fun H game to relax and blow off some steam.

The gameplay is fine, but not particularly innovative, and not at all sexy . If you're looking for a decent management game, this might do. If you're looking to get off, keep looking. First and foremost: when a game asks for permission to join my network, I suspect a virus. There's simply no need for it here, and it's concerning. There's nothing sexy about the premise or the gameplay. I played for an hour and nothing sexy happened at all . It may be that it gets sexy later with a ton more effort and work, but it probably isn't worth it to the player.

Good management game with a gacha-type system to unlock new maids. Customization of both the cafe and maids is pretty solid, offering plenty of options. Definitely worth checking out if you like actual gameplay!

After downloading and playing the game from this site, I went and bought it in steam to support the developer! It's a good maid cafe simulator. A variety of clothes, there's not much grind, but I was really drawn into the gameplay, so I even got high. I hope the developer will continue his work. I'm really looking forward to new updates!

This game is actually a VERY good maid café simulator with some decent H content mixed in. (Description says "coffee shop," but it's more like a restaurant) Hire maids for your café and delegate tasks between taking orders, cooking food in the kitchen, delivering food to the tables, cleaning, and processing transactions. Adapt your menu to changing conditions based on the season and holidays. Expand your café with a decent variety of cosmetic options. Get up to H shenanigans, because that's probably why you're here, but honestly this is a good game with or without the H.

An original H game? With a focus on Futa? Yes please. I bought it on Steam to show my support for more. Still feels like an early release, so hopefully a lot more is added in time, but this is already more fun to play than most H games. Wish list for added content: - Futa maids (I haven't played for more than a few hours, not sure if these come later, but nothing so far) - Acknowledgment of nudity. You can be naked when you serve customers and even fuck your maids in front of them, but there's no reaction by anyone when you do. - Corruption. It'd be fun to be able to slowly convert the coffee shop into a brothel by adding sexual services to the menu instead of food. - Controller support. I play a lot of my H games on my Steam Deck, so adding in controller support would be very welcome.

Maids, gameplay loop seems to have potential and rewarding good management so you can both earn money aswell as lewd your maids as. Also you are a futa manager is currently only futa so there needs to be more of them as well as more maid model variations would be nice

v.0.1.7 First of all, the name is misleading. Only futanariy there is a manager. Now to good things. Actual some bones for management type game. Optimized and not lagging. Cutomization with outfits. Good animations. Bad. Game itself very easy. Bugs. And this game for someones who in to Futa on Female only right now. Outfits of maids, bunnygirls, swimsuit and school uniform can be used for characters. Overall, it is five stars because: there is a game . There is a some part of polished h-stuff. Not must-to-play but looks very good and promising.