No Internet: Offline Adventures of an Unremarkable Porn Addict

by Augmented Endeavors

Uncensored Windows Linux Mac
Versionv1.7
EngineRen'Py
Released2024-01-03
Updated2026-04-09
LanguageEnglish

Three days without internet!? Almost impossible in this day and age, especially for the porn addicted. Remember VHS? DVD disks? When was the last time you used your imagination? Find ways to get off when the luxuries of today are unavailable.​

v1.7 -50 new spank bank renders (5 sets, 10 images per set) -Added "Victoria's package" quest -Ruby now has more dialog when buying coffee on day 3 prompting a fantasy -60 new PC renders (3 sets, 20 images per set) -20 new VHS renders (1 VHS added) -Every character in the game now has a unique name color -Notification text now highlights certain information in pink (quest and item names,vhs,dvd and spank bank names) -The Inventory menu no longer draws the lists window if the list is empty -The Quests menu no longer draws the lists window if the list is empty -MC now identifies as he/him (no more gender neutral language) -Suzie now likes yoga -Garage sale man now says "girlfriend" instead of "wife" -Updated the social media logos to their latest iterations -Updated all location images -Updated the NPC positions to make more sense with the new location images -Removed all spank bank skins (now there's only the default one) -Updated Spank Bank default cave skin -"Bathroom" in the cafe renamed to "Toilet" -"Close Eyes" and "Open Eyes" button now in the same place -The TV in the livingroom is now an overlay v1.6 -updated patrons in main menu -50 new spank bank renders (1 set per girl, 10 images per set) -35 new strangers renders (1 set per location, 5 images per set) -80 new PC sets (4 sets, 20 images per set) -20 new DVD renders (1 DVD added) -You now only get two DVDs from the garage sale v1.5 -50 new spank bank renders (1 set per girl, 10 images per set) -You can now chat with the girls on day 3 (triggering mc's imagination) -60 new "PC" renders (3 sets, 20 images per set) -20 new "VHS" renders (1 new vhs viewable) -You can now actually get all of Suzie's sets (6 currently in game) -You can now actually get all of Stella's sets (6 currently in game) -Some of Stella's sets get acquired differently now (correctly) v1.4 -50 new spank bank renders (1 set per girl, 10 images per set) -Added new lines for the girls when chatting to them (triggering mc's imagination) -35 new "strangers" spank bank renders (1 set per location, 5 images per set) -Updated "ALT Passenger" stranger set (slightly better nipples) -60 new "PC" renders (3 sets, 20 images per set) -20 new "DVD" renders (1 new dvd viewable) -You can no longer leave town if Henry gives you coke for the "Get Stella to relapse" quest -Minor text changes when talking to Henry on day 2 -You can no longer give Stella coke two times, she now tells you to go back to Henry v1.3 -50 new spank bank renders (1 set per girl, 10 images per set) -Added lines for the girls when chatting to them (triggering mc's imagination) -implemented "strangers" spank bank fantasies mechanic (mc will spot hot people and fantasize about them) -35 new "strangers" spank bank renders (1 set per location, 5 images per set) -replaced "strangers" text button with thumbnail image -changed "strangers" spank bank UI (removed location name text button and added hover highlighting to the image button) -each "strangers" location now has a menu to view fantasies (like the one for each ingame character) -the store is now a location -specialty store is now a location -navigation menu text buttons center aligned v1.2 -150 TV images added (50 for each day) -re-rendered ALL of the spank bank renders using a new workflow -re-rendered ALL of the character portraits -touched up the two VHS sets -added Junkie's character portrait -removed starting pc set, the mc really did delete all of the porn they had -added patreon supporters to main menu and ending screen -added patreon and twitter buttons to the main menu and in game pause menu -added a green light router image to the ending -ending screen text is centered -replaced text with character thumbnails -renamed "Bus Back" to just "Bus" -renamed "Preferences" to "Options" -renamed VHS "Spreading Hairy Part 8" to "Spreading Curly Part 8" -patreon and twitter images are now clickable on the coming soon screen -quest menu tabs spaced further apart -added a return button while viewing TV,VHS tapes or DVDs -added a counter when viewing TV,VHS or DVD images -added a counter for basement boxes and wifi sets -added a TV static effect to the TV screen while not viewing any media (only after the VCR has been plugged in) -stella now properly responds when showing her coke on day 3 -some quests have variable descriptions telling you the next step (Henry's quests) -a quest now starts when you are allowed to sleep -fixed tv not showing the last image of the TV,VHS or DVD v1.1 -fixed some spelling mistakes -fixed a couple of minor bugs -a couple of image were augmented further -fixed error that would pop up while extracting the game v1.0 Initial Release
Andy211 2023-12-07
AI CG is very cool. Looking forward to see more. The story is quite limited at the moment, but the idea could lead to endless possibilities. Maybe the next step would be adding some animations? And once again - characters are cool and various. I like it!
wpeale71341 2023-11-22
No animation....err.....no internet is incredibly ....boring. Come on, you are telling me you are using porn star AI images (Albeit very good ones) in a porn game but can't find a way to have animated sex in video format. Dude is watching a VHS video tape and it is nothing but stills. He fantasizes and its nothing but stills. If your like your visual novel one click at a time then this will be perfect for you to watch. Add some quality animation work and this is easily a 4. Improve the story as well and its an easy 5.
Venik 2023-11-21
As of 1.5 the game is just a selection of galleries. Most of which have no connection to the various fetch quests you go through to get them. The writing doesn't display any panache or humor its just there to move you from a to b. There's not even really any context, you get called by your neighbor to go score coke but she may as well have asked for groceries or alcohol for all the conflict it causes. You're better off just going to a booru site and looking up a random tag.
FireFuchs 2023-11-20
By far one of the better if not the best looking AI cg games, this looks like it has a lot of potential, just keep on pushing guys, dont listen to haters, you are on the brink of something new here!
Exanadae 2023-11-06
The experience of browsing someone else's porn collection. Reviewed: 1.4 The setup is simple. You are a faceless protagonist looking for entertainment while your Internet is out. You click through the free-roam world interacting with the women of your neighborhood who give you fetch quests. This is where the limitations of the way the game was developed kick in. The creator is very good at prompting AI to generate series of images of women in generic porn situations, and the AI is very good at generating those images, but what this combination can't do is tell a story. This is glaringly obvious as soon as you realize there is no real interaction with the women in the game. They exist as sprites that send you on fetch quests, the completion of which rewards you with a gallery of images that appear in the MC's imagination, disconnected from anything that happened in the story. The game is generous with these image galleries: you can get them simply by interacting with named NPCs, and even visiting locations will give you a gallery of images of some unnamed NPC who only appears outside the gallery as a line of text. In the end, the experience is less like playing a game, and more like browsing through galleries on a porn site, except you are letting someone else choose the galleries for you.
OshunoGames 2023-09-20
Great concept for a game. The A.I. art is high quality and inspired, although the VHS tapes should have some work done on them, change aspect ratio to make them more accurate representations of old porn. Hope the three day time limit is removed in future updates and the internet stays off indefinitely. Great potential.
martinus-de-zuza 2023-09-02
Well firstly I say a big to the creatior using AI-Generated Images. Very bravewhat with all the BIT*HING about AI-Generatiors... Secondly I am sorry but I belive it is too early for AI-Generatior programs to expect quality images, especily if you want to use them in a game. So I personaly shall wait & see.

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