Pau Your Virtual Pet

Maybe I'm tired but it just felt like an average game. Some of the mini-games are jank, you can't fuck that quickly afaik, and there's only so many positions. But, it's small and short. So... Yeah, I guess. Gameplay, 2/5: Fun, but Needs Fixing They are all just small mini games like timing clicks, block break game thing, pong, etc. Most function for the most part, but... The block break game, sometimes the ball just... bounces off you, and goes down anyways? It's weird but sometimes it just seems to bounce, make a sound, but still go further down and lose a life. Pong also is jank, sometimes the bot gets the ball stuck beneath it, bouncing it several times in a couple of seconds before it escapes, therefore boosting the speed by several times, and sometimes the ball just suddenly changes directions. It's still winnable, but is annoying. Visuals, 2/5: The More I Look, the Rougher It Is. Not the biggest fan of the art style, but nonetheless I think it's serviceable. The UI of the menus is fine but would like some more UI components, like showing the scroll wheel for moving the menu of the games, for example. The parallax is sorta cool though. There are other customization options too, like free picking hair color, skin color, man skin color, costumes, but wish there were hair options too. More accessories too, like cow horns to match the cowkini. Hell, the costumes don't seem to affect sex scenes, shower scene, or anything. The sex scenes also look a bit... Iffy, especially anal, where the vagina is just... floating, and splits off. I mean, yeah you can say "Humanoid Alien Pet" but that's just... Yeah no. I know some games have costume mechanics but don't really change scenes, but it feels a bit more egregious since there's only so much you can do, that it feels more significant that it's lacking. Story, NA: Nothing There (Funny Reference). Audio, 3/5: Average. Normal sounds. No voice acting. No peaking. Music is fine. Just... Average. Overall, 2/5: Games are Slightly Broken, H-Scenes are Mid. Perhaps I'm being a bit harsh, but it leaves quite a bit to be desired. While I understand that it's a small game, 4 scenes (5 if you include shower), with middling, generic mini-games... If it had discount "CoolMathGames" games (since they're basing their name off it), like a discount Bloxorz or something, I'd definitely give it more points. To sum it all up, it leaves a lot to be desired. If you find the art hot, that's nice, but you only get 4 scenes, and there are definite problems here and there, with everything.

For what it is, it's fine. Kinda crude but still sexy art, basic but functional minigames, decent animation and customization, and a reasonable filesize. This all adds up to a game that doesn't really excel in any aspect, but is good enough in all of them that it's worth at least trying. I'd like to give the dev a pat on the back and a request for more positions.

Charming little game. It's certainly not like most titles with amazing CGs and such, but it looks nice and is pretty cute in its own right. I was surprised with the little animations as well. Customization was more detailed than expected. A nice little time waster for what it is.

Little time waster. Has some shallow mini-games and customization. The art is charming Save data lives here: %appdata%/Roaming/Godot/app_userdata/Pau/ Runs perfectly under Linux through wine. No tweaks needed