Size Me Up

by Klein Voimond

Uncensored Windows Linux Mac
Versionv1.4.0
EngineRen'Py
Released2025-04-22
Updated2025-04-23
LanguageEnglish

About Size Me Up

Size Me Up is an adult game by Klein Voimond, built with Ren'Py. The latest build is v1.4.0, updated on April 22, 2025. It runs on Windows, Linux and Mac. Text is in English, and the game is uncensored. The game uses hand-drawn 2D art and AI-generated art with animated scenes, and you play as a male protagonist. Its main themes are character creation, monster girl, parody and pregnancy, with tags such as big tits, creampie and futa/trans.

Game description

A game where you compare your weiner to fictional girls.​

Download Size Me Up v1.4.0

Changelog

v1.4.0 >>Update has not been cooking for 2 years, its been delayed heavily by my other work , various life factors such as horrible living conditions (shitty house, caring for landlady who has dementia), moving, getting covid, etc.<< To start Mitsuki's story, fuck every girl, and then go to your room. This is update 1/3, update 2/3 should be in the next 3 weeks with 3/3 coming a month or so after that. Do not view this as an entire, single, update. View it more as a piece of a greater update, given the scope, time, and various other factors involved, I thought it'd be best to break up the single largest update yet into smaller pieces. This update is more of a. . .life pulse, the start of the main event, if you will. The entire game is being updated sequentially, so, everything is liable to change. This is MAINLY story based. Text, with placeholder backgrounds/sex/character art that WILL be updated VERY soon. v1.3.5 Simple bugfix patch - removed experimental sex from mitsuki - most likely fixed the wife chasing you down (never experienced it) - fixed the Avarice/Average scene - fixed most of the bugs presented by user takou33 Clarifications - plant girls are just eyecandy until I figure out the sex-system more. I need feedback for if you guys like the sex-work and want to see it expanded enough to replace the current lobby-girl's screen. - wife doesn't do anything just yet (except apparently lock you down [its like poetry]) - bar is still just a stand in - stat screen isn't a thing just yet v1.3.4 -New art -Combat -Girls can move -More events -Unfinished art! -More character creation! -New sex work system -Its janky as fuck -You'll probably crash! -Save often. -And so much more. v1.2.4 - Can now skip shower scene by leaving at the first time. v1.2.3 -Minor (technically major but whatever) fixes. -Pregnancy should work now. That means, there shouldnt be anymore problems with only one person saying something, or someone overriding another, or Tristana taking everyone's pregnancies for her own. -Fixed the error with Mitsuki appearing in the store despite it saying she wasn't there -Fixed minor graphics error on sleep sex scene expunged filtration port -Updated penis measurements, no longer can you make a 0 inch penis -Updated height for more appropriate average heights, no longer can you be 0 inches tall v1.2.2 -Minor updates to fix asset issues and save issues v1.2.1 -Fixed several bugs, some of which were surrounding Avarice and Mitsuki -Added day/month/season tracker below clock -Added new dialogue for girls when they're pregnant and you're prompted for a condom -Added back in the "skip day" button v1.2.0 -New art -New sex-work system -Two. . .three? New events -(actual)Animations(they're kinda shit) -A new girl, Avarice! She plays as the anti-Nat, so to speak -Some more spooky events, check the library after day 5 -updated some codes -updated som UIs -condoms! (make sure they fit) -grew a store room -grew a work room -can buy items -three introductions to the girls -some other stuff -I think minor touch ups on the pregnancy system? v1.1.0 Many thing were added, many things were changed, and even a few more girls have joined the ranks. What started as a simple update for shading gradually morphed into a much, much larger update including things like pregnancy, improved player customization, and new rooms! v1.0.0 Initial release

Player reviews

Player rating 4.0 / 5 · 20 ratings
Written reviews 20 · avg 3.8★
Positive (4–5★) 70%
Latest review 2026-04-02

What players say

Most reviews are positive about unique concept and potential, while several criticize unfinished content and technical issues.

5★ 6
4★ 8
3★ 3
2★ 2
1★ 1

Players like

  • Unique size-based customization and reactions
  • Solid potential and promising framework
  • Likeable characters with funny reactions
  • Attractive art and charming aesthetic

Common complaints

  • Unfinished content and limited gameplay
  • Bugs, UI issues, and confusing interactions
  • Limited characters and repetitive scenes

Best for players who enjoy size-fetish customization and funny character reactions

Summarised from 20 written player reviews.

kadarisk 2026-04-02 ★★★★★
I love the concept of going on an ego trip with a big dick or a humiliation ritual with a small one but the execution is so bad and I have no idea what is going on half the time…
TheGoodPastor 2026-02-27 ★★★★★
Realistically it's probably more of a 3 star but it's kind of endearing and I don't want to bring the rating down. I'm hoping this isn't entirely abandoned and the developer will eventually come back to it because there's definitely…
JRelengod 2025-01-21 ★★★★★
Humorous and cute, overall right now its an enjoyable if simple and short experience. Clearly this is still in development but I'm excited to see where the dev goes with this, its genuinely a unique and interesting little experience. Obviously…

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