Bowsette

I'll save you some time so that you don't waste yours. Don't even bother with this game—you can already tell from the screenshots that it's a horrid Unity asset-flip game. I thought Bowsette only had Goombas, Koopas, Cheep Cheeps and their various derivatives as her minions; I didn't know she had tentacle monsters, wolves, fairies and literal dragons at her disposal... of course, if she did, maybe "Princess Peach: Showtime" would've been a lot more interesting. Gameplay is functionally non-existent. You move with WASD, click your mouse to attack, and that's about it. Kill five enemies to proceed through the levels, or let the enemies kill you to get a very rudimentary sex scene ( except for the golems who, for some reason, just ignore you... as well as ignoring the normal spawn limits of two monsters at a time, unlike anything else ). Do that six times, and hooray, a winner is you. It offers nothing of substance, is over before you can say "yawn", and even if you go into the game menu, the music is ear-piercingly loud at only 10% volume. Guys, what do you want me to say that isn't already evident from the screenshots? This isn't worth the thirty seconds to extract its ZIP file, let alone the five minutes of "playtime" the game offers. If you wanna see Bowsette getting fucked by all manner of creatures, there's a dozen Rule 34 websites out there .