Five Dangerous Nights For Your Ass

There's no real content to this. Basically not a porn game and the gameplay is lackluster. Every loading screen makes the game not respond and its laggy during transitions sometimes. It's just a slightly edgy fnaf clone.

This game would be labeled as "No Sexual Content" if it wasn't for some static images of 2 characters naked at one point... As for actual sexual content, there's absolutely nothing there. No sex scenes actually happen (At least between M/M, unsure about the futa). As for the actual gameplay itself, it is also insanely boring with most of the nights only one character reaching your door typically near the end of the night. There's just... absolutely nothing enjoyable about this.

As a porn game: 1 star As a game: 2 stars It's a bottom of the barrel fnaf clone. It does nothing new, but has a few funny things in it. The characters sometimes do things that give this game a smidgeon of charm, but that's it. Much like all these weird, pretty lame clones, it also has the weird music box that is in no way additive. Especially since the gameover screens are just that. A screen. Which brings me to the one star. There is no porn. You get nip slips and still, unmoving poses with tits AND a cock in the same image! How amazing. But when you get got, you just hear tinittus inducing tinnitus, see them standing over you, and then get a big "Game over". Nothing to enjoy. It fails to be unique as a game, and fails utterly as a porn one. It's clearly not meant to be jacked off to, but it brings nothing to the table to stand strong as even a funny game. The two memes I found in the almost entirely unadorned security office were the only things I enjoyed. Unless you abso-fucking-lutely LOVE fnaf and just need more of its gameplay, there's no reason to play this. I got through 3 nights and it was not worth the 10 minutes it took.