GoblinLord

Soooooooo ! okay .. A verry nice demo with soo much potentials !!! graphism : 9/10 ( I love it ) Gameplay : 6/10 ( A lil difficult for understand the mecanics ) Level design : 5/10 not a good level design... the corners.. daaamn ahaha potential : 10/10 monsters : 10/10 !!!

I tried, really I tried. I spent like an hour and a half randomly running around the only level I could find beside the empty gallery only to randomly get teleported back to the start like ten different times (of my own fault of, MAYBE this pylon will take me not to the start of the level). This game is beyond incomprehensible. With TWO BUTTONS COUNT THEM, TWO. You'd think everything would be explanatory... but you're SO WRONG. The previews are a great look into what this game is when its installed as they're also confusing as fuck besides the porn and even that is like?? what am i looking at besides the pair of boobies. There's no tutorial either. Its a bizarre janky pikmin-esque game where you go through a level collecting goblins from these orbs to throw (rather poorly) at enemies to strip them and then eventually they die and play a random fucking stock sfx noise (You ever tryna stroke yo shit then the game wants to play benny hill ass sfx that completely throw off any vibe you had) I'm pretty sure there's supposed to be porn here?? but of all the enemies I slung goblins at source engine rag-dolled or glitched into the geometry. There are these weird pylon checkpoints that teleport you exclusively.. RIGHT BACK TO THE START and its NOT a two-way trip.. you go back to the start which is rather surprisingly helpful because the one level I did play did no job of telling me where i'm supposed to go besides looking like a terrain paint tool doodle with a few unity assets propped up on top. The combat is so simple it makes me wonder if I'm missing like a glory mechanic or something. You have goblins, you throw them at where your cursor is and they lock on (thank god), they deal damage and latch on to the enemies, then you call them off and they do damage latching off (sometimes, its really jank because i think they look for a hitbox conflict at all times even when de-latching). The issue is the goblins both obey and do not obey physics, teleporting weirdly and dragging along the ground. Sometimes they stack on your head, sometimes they don't. Sometimes they swing around you in a charge up, sometimes they fly out instantly despite you holding the mouse down. Recall just gives up eventually. Goblins cannn equip weapons sometimes when fighting in certain spots or against certain enemies. Mobs drop gems or something that are useless afaik I'm convinced the camera is meant to be the actual challenge of the game, because holy shit most of the time you can't do anything but aggressively hold q and e to make sure your not randomly zoomed all the way in because of some random geometry. With motion blur on by default and DOF you can't turn off this is made even worse. This game needs an INCREDIBLE amount of polish before its worth your time but what is here is dare I say sort of promising? The models are all really neat its just a shame that whatever porn is here is buried by such nonsensical levels of Jank ALSO default settings are on ultra. Motion blur is cranked all the way up (fucking why?? Why is there motion blur in the game where you're actively swiveling the camera left and right, it just makes everything a blur) and the camera's sensitivity needs to be tweaked in the settings. Maybe I'm a dumb chud and will give it another try and edit this l8r but GODDAM!! edit: OKAY the statues are what you break to get scenes, can't get the win scenes naturally (i tried) but the defeat scenes are best seen in the gallery anyways because they're buggy as hell with the goblingos standing in the way. I think they would benefit massively from sort of camera control because they're all really zoomed in and its honestly sort of hard to make-out whats going on The four I unlocked before giving up were kino, even if a little messy. Worth the hassle I'd say, just wish the game was a little more polished