Haunted Acre

by Cosmo Pickle

Uncensored Windows
Versionv0.6.82 Patreon
Released2025-01-03
Updated2026-04-09
LanguageEnglish

Your car broke in the middle of nowhere... ...luckily there's a farming house nearby. You need spare parts, but it appears the only way to get them is by... illegaly farming and selling crops. The forest you're surrounded by and the house is absolutely safe and normal! Nothing to worry about...​

v0.6.82 n/a v0.5.2 New features: Male version of the rat + new wolf scene. Sensitivity and camera lag settings. Moonlight during night time Tweaks: Decreased generator fuel capacity to 50 instead of 100. Decreased wolf spawn rate. It also takes longer to enter the house trough window. The underbed monster takes longer to catch the player. Made female plants cost more, due to the difficulty in growing them. Solved bugs: Seeds no longer dupe when planting them. You can no longer interact with computer, blinds and lightswitch from outside the house. Pressing ESC now makes you exit the computer. Big dick plant no longer collides with the player. If you exit the beginning area without picking up the shovel, it will spawn on you. Digging out the plants in greenhouse now spawns seeds in correct spot. Crow no longer has collision. When changing settings the light is consistant during foggy weather. v0.4.1 Fixed critical bugs, the day/night cycle is on.
your average femboy 2025-05-11
(Reviewing v0.6.82) This game was a really fun twist on the FNAF formula, which is what all fnaf games should strive to be. It's a balancing act between meeting plant quotas, repairing your vehicle, and keeping the monsters at bay. It really sucks to know that this game will probably be abandoned since it has so much potential. The only problem I have with it is the tutorial, or lack thereof. It's hard to pick up since there's no clear instructions as to what you're supposed to be doing, but if I could figure it out, you can to (even though it took me a few runs lol) Maybe I'll make a tutorial/walkthrough if the game gets enough attention or if enough people ask for one. Until then, I'll be keeping a close eye on this game and hope that it doesn't get abandoned.
DestinyEchols 2025-02-04
I want to like this more; I really do. But when it runs as poorly as it does for me with a PC that can handle streaming-intensive games on the highest settings, this is a letdown, as well as the fact that without a way to change the lighting levels, it makes seeing things almost impossible even when it isn't night, so until things are fixed and streamlined more, the review is this.
MidnightKing 2025-02-01
Rview for v0.6.82 I think this is pretty neat as a little survival horror type of game, but looking at it as a lewd game I think it falls short due to one key issue: you have to lose the game to see sex scenes. There's a better word for it that I'm blanking on, but the game almost works against itself in that regard. You take control of a thick rat girl (or boy) that manages a small farm out in some woods. Your goal is to buy parts to fix your truck. You do this by growing and selling crops. Sounds simple, but the twist is that you're on a timer of sorts with the day/night cycle. Since at night, a futa wolf girl begins roaming around to catch you for sex. Which doesn't sounds so bad if it didn't give you a game over. Every action takes time, so you're sort of juggling by managing growing crops, selling them, keeping resources stocked, and making sure your house doesn't run out of power at night lest you get got by a monster. It's a little tedious for me if I'm being honest, but the game does look nice, the mechanics function, and the animations are good. More than a lot of Unreal lewd games can say. But when I'm here for equal parts sex and gameplay, it kind of contradicts itself by forcing me to essentially choose one and miss the other. It's a game I'd keep an eye on at least and I think it's worth a play if it caught your eye, but for those problems I listed above I don't think I'd get invested into this.
Mkeswanson999 2025-01-31
Really great game! Love how it reminds me of Koboldkare with the farming and the VERY nice jiggle physics. A bit confusing at the beginning but after a few attempts managed to get it down pat. Hope to see more updates and cant wait to see the future of this game and many more games by the developers!
DanzigLoki 2024-11-10
Not bad, I hope there will be more content as the game develops. The animations are very beautiful. I hope they will add sex scenes without gameover. The idea is very interesting, I hope the game will not be abandoned. Waiting for new updates. v0.5.2
Eepy Poss 2024-11-06
Heavily debating between a 2 and a 3 because there isn't much there currently but at the same time I like the concept its working with. With the 0.5 update fixing the pathing issues with the wolf and such, im more willing to bump it up to 3 because its a lot easier to do now despite its flaws. You play as some busty rat girl whose truck broke down in the middle of bum fuck nowhere but luckily you broke down near some shack that also had a little personal farm space. Your goal is to basically speedrun farming to make money to buy the stuff you need to fix up your truck and get out of there. The challenge comes from the fact that you need to keep the generator fueled up so you can have power at night while also keeping an ear out for the howl of futa Malo (the wolf) prowling the forest to hide from her. The gameplay loop is basically buying whatever seeds you prefer and trying to plant and grow them as fast as possible every day to maximize your profits to save up money while also buying some gasoline so you dont run out. There's a few locations for laterns to be placed in order to help light up the area around the shack if you choose to do some farming at night while its safe. At night there is a tentacle monster under the bed that hates the light but occasionally Malo will run up to your window to which you need to close the blinds and turn off the light until she leaves. As of 0.5 it looks like the pathing was fixed so the wolf no longer gets stuck on the steps or the farm lands and actually operates properly now, making the game way easier to do as you're not locked indoors and can tempt fate by night farming. Plus the monster under the bed was given a longer time frame so it feels less stressful keeping the lights off until the wolf leaves and you can turn everything back on. Although being impatient might give you a bit of a jump scare because if you leave the shack too early before the wolf despawns she'll turn around and immediately start running for you and if you're not paying attention then get fucked, literally. It also seems the high pitched frequency from the generator was removed so thats also a nice improvement. All that said this game isn't without its faults. I have a lot of gripes with it so far, but it is early on so heres hoping it shapes up well. The controls are pretty clunky and the inventory fucking sucks. The lack of a reticle to aim with can often leave you just mashing E to pick up an item because the hitboxes are kinda wonky at times. Digging and watering takes forever just to do one plant at a time that depending on what you're growing you genuinely can't take care of 3 separate plots of land (they're all 2x2 spots of soil for 4 plant spaces in total) because of these limitations, things grow way faster than you can plant and care for them. In a way its a good thing because you can just rush through two separate plots and rotate them as you plant and water nonstop for a whole days. Not to mention only having 4 inventory slots and no actual backpack/inventory to store things, and items don't stack, makes you do this back and forth of running to boxes to open them up and grab seeds, run to the farm to dig soil, plant a seed, water it, refill can, dig another spot, plant seed, water it, refill can, and then repeat the process by grabbing 2 more seeds. Being able to stack seeds at the very least would be a nice quality of life change. Some shelves where you can store tools would also be nice, just because at the end of the run you'll probably have a bunch of boxes and shit just scattered about on the ground. The car parts themselves could probably stand to be made more expensive down the line if they wanted to make this a long term game with possibly more enemies and obstacles to worry about. As of right now its pretty easy (especially with the pathing update) to earn more than enough money by day 2 or 3 and leave. I like the concept of whats there but it needs a lot more time to cook. I'll be looking forward to what it has to offer. I could see this game having a save system involved and implementing things like tool upgrades, more lantern positions, possibly some sort of way to defend yourself and the ability to explore the local area or something, who knows. It has a promising future so we'll see how it shapes up.

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