Horny Tales

by CrankyBiscuit

Uncensored Windows Mac
Versionv0.5.3
EngineOthers
Released2022-01-21
Updated2026-04-09
LanguageEnglish

Do you like Vampire Survivors or bullet-hell games? What if we add a spicy story and naughty scenes to it? Check out Horny Tales! Horny Tales is a survival roguelike with shoot’em up elements, combining calm and dynamic gameplay with various mini-games. Once upon a time, an evil sorceress opened a portal from which terrible creatures came into the world. Time passed and no one could resist her, until one day a simple peasant thought: "Maybe I can do it?" Stand on the path of a hero and plunge into the world of might, magic and... lust! ​

v0.5.3-- Main changes New photo on sale from Mysterious Person Balance changes Increased chance to drop gold Other changes Once the boss dies, the coins no longer disappear. They can now be collected after combat! Fix some typos Bug fix Fixed exploit that allows you to always win in Thimblerigger games Fixed bug of getting extra coins when restarting the battlefield --v0.5.2-- Main changes New NPC - Mysterious Person New weapon - Bomb Balance changes Rebalanced enemies in the first 4 minutes of battle to make it easier for new players to play Other changes A new patron has been added to the Wall of Fame - Rey Added ability to close windows by pressing Esc Changed the sound of Arcane Wand to less annoying Bug fix Fixed the Helm of Rage, which gave a huge attack speed --v0.5.1-- Main changes You will now receive 200 gold for successfully completing the first quest Balance changes Rebalanced drop of useful items from monsters (health, coins, magnets) Re-added the possibility to take damage from multiple targets at once Reduced number of enemies in the first minutes Reduced damage received from enemies Other changes Increased bonus from Pocket Blackhole from 20% to 30% More visible bonus selection frame when you get a level More noticeable effect of damage to the enemy Now all bosses have a red outline to make them easier to notice Slightly increased finishing animation in all lewd scenes Bug fix Fixed the Helm of Rage artifact Fixed music muting when quickly gaining a large number of experience crystals Fixed black screen on macOS Fixed the main character's hitbox --v0.5-- Main changes Added tutorial for the first quest New lewd scene with Ruby New weapon - Hand Cannon New landmark - Statue of War Reworked Rune of Fire - now it is not only sets enemies on fire, but sends meteorites down from the sky A blue exclamation mark has been added for all interesting places and characters so that the player can pay attention to them Rewrote the dialogue with Ruby Balance changes Reworked the algorithm of how the player takes damage (it looks like he's become more resistant, but in fact he stopped taking damage from all enemies at once) Reduced the number of enemies in the first minutes of the game At the 11th minute the number of enemies is slightly reduced Bonuses on the ground now disappear after a longer period of time The Troll boss now spawns at minute 3 instead of 4 The Goblin King boss has his health reduced Slightly reduced Poison Cloak damage Other changes A new patron has been added to the Wall of Fame - F. Woods Added effect of falling crystals in the menu after leveling up The game saving icon is now displayed at the top center of the screen Replaced the word "wood" and "forest" in the dialogues and descriptions with "Goblin forest" to avoid confusion. Changed the color of enemies in Crystal Mine to make them more visible on a dark background In the quest with Jennifer added a portrait of the note Added more frames of the ending in the lewd scene with Eva Bug fix Fixed a bug where enemies kept spawning after killing the bosses, causing an imminent death Fixed a bug that caused random weapon to turn off during level up Fixed softlock on opening dialogue with Jennifer and opening the store at the same time Fixed a bug when the quest arrow was shown when the player dies and the game crashes Now when you start a new game, all purchased weapons are correctly reset Player now has the opportunity to start the game with Poison Cloak Fixed a typo in Poison Cloak description Fixed bug preventing playback of special sound when unlocking a new lewd scene When unlocking a scene with Jennifer, the correct scene icon is now displayed The save icon is now correctly displayed after key actions are completed, not during them Fixed saving of all unlocked lewd scenes Now the player stops running during the opening of the location selection window Fixed "Exit to Windows" phrase in macOS build --v0.4-- Main changes New quest - A mess in the mine New сharacter - Succubus the Summoner New lewd scene with Succubus the summoner New weapon - Poison Cloak New location - Crystal Mine New enemies in a new location Two new slots for weapons and artifacts MacOS build Balance changes Improved enemy spawning algorithm Reduced the number of enemies in the first minutes of combat Reduced chance to drop useful bonuses from enemies Balanced shot speed of Arcane Wand at high levels Other changes Added the ability to quickly restart a fight Added a save icon when the game saves your progress New game icon Bug fix Slightly increased animation speed in the scene with Eva Fixed some typos --v0.3-- Main changes New quest - Searching for a "thing" New lewd scene with Jennifer New weapon - Boomerang New weapon - Rune of Fire New artifact - Great Crystal Added Jennifer's Weapon and Artifact Shop In combat mode, when you get a level and all of the weapons are upgraded, you can now get coins, not just health Balance changes Increased the Long Sword's swing by 2 times Increased arrow speed for the Hunter Bow Arcane Wand nerfed Completely reworked the algorithm of how the enemies appear on the map Other changes Added controls instruction at the beginning of a new game Simplified controls - now you can play with only one right or left hand Added the first $20 patron to the Wall of Fame "Patreon Heroes"! Added Jennifer's eyebrows ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Changed death sound to the meme sound from Spongebob Bug fix Improved sounds in the scene with Eva Reworked the logic of applying bonuses to weapons Fixed - leveling up causes removal of already existing projectiles Fixed - old artifacts did not apply to new weapons Fixed crash on quick leveling up --v0.2-- Main changes: New location - Inn New characters - Ruby and thimblerigger New lewd scene with Ruby Coins are now dropping from the mobs You can play for money at thimbles New artifact - Hand of Midas New bonus - a Magnet that collects all experience crystals P.S. Now you can buy a beer! Balance changes: Balanced enemies health Balanced the damage from Arcane Wand Balanced the number of bonuses dropped from monsters Other changes: Added game settings LMB to skip dialogs (in addition to spacebar) Added Wall of Fame "Patreon Heroes" Added an ability to exit the battlefield without losing coins Added a clear hint about the quest with Eva when you are in the forest Now the icon for the active quest looks like a question mark (before it was an exclamation mark) Changed finishing sounds in the scene with Eva Added border lines for all portraits during dialogs Bug fix: Fixed - you can't start the game with an empty name Fixed bugs with changing the resolution of the game window Fixed damage delay reduction for enemies Fixed - no more two bonuses per monster Fixed the animation of movement at the start of the dialogue --v0.1-- First release
youzzaza 2023-03-07
I don't really care for the sex part of the game, though it is good - I just really liked the gameplay since it's different from the rest of the games I've played so far. Sex 8/10 (Nice animations and art for the most part) Gameplay 10/10 (I just liked the feeling of getting lucky and building up upgrades)
rafaellos 2023-01-25
What a great find! Art is perfect + it's animated. Gameplay is great, i will take it over every boring ass VN or jrpg. Pixel art looks great and original too. The only issue is there isn't that much content yet but since its fairly fresh project I'm sure that's bound to change. Art 5/5 Story 4/5 Gameplay 5/5 Fapability 5/5 Originality 5/5
Moosetor 2022-12-19
great casual game, the Scenes thus far have been good. The mechanics are a bit easy to cheese I went 20 mins in one go without dying. I cannot wait to see what more is added weapon, quest, and well "plot" wise.
MarshmallowCasserole 2022-11-27
If you take the ability to aim from an arena shmup, you take out 90% of the fun. And yes, that applies to Vampire Survivors , of which this game is a total clone (except there are no evolutions yet). And yeah, yeah, I get it. That's just, like, my opinion, man. But deep down you know I'm right. So anyway, that's a pretty uninspiring top-down arena shooter survivor, with a few scenes handed out to you as a reward for completing a stage. Save a random girl, get a blowjob. Romantic! So, bonus points for having actual gameplay, no bonus points whatsoever for writing or characterization. And that's it. There's nothing more substantial to tell about this game. It's short, but not a complete waste of your time. Not a remarkable game either. Which makes it around 3 out of 5, maybe 3- because of how little porn it has right now (ver. 0.5)
EctorGomez27 2022-11-27
Vampire Survivors with smut, really cool idea and good design. Little content as of now, but I'm sure if the devs keep the same formula and art style, this will be successful. Just like Onion Ring, Poison Cloak is broken hehe Well done, keep it up !
Sleepy_Zombee 2022-11-12
Ever play the fighting mechanics like this on the other game and I must admit this one is better than the other ones because this game doesn't need a 16gb ram to run smooth. I'm looking forward to another character and more of vaginal sex positions
2382dudubes 2022-11-11
v0.5 Story - not much to say, dude runs around doing chores for sex. Content ends after a few minutes (3 runs). Gameplay is a vampire survivors clone. Found it pretty boring because it only copies the early game with none of the lategame. I could easily run around for over 20 minutes with starter gear without losing because enemies can barely catch you and potions are spawned on mass. Fantastic pixel art, really love the visual.
BlueDragon! 2022-10-13
I gave it four stars, but you could earn more! nice and entertaining work, congratulations! nice drawing, nice playability, as you play it, it makes you wish for more, and not only for sex scenes! keep it on!
Intilexualsuprjiant 2022-10-11
(0.5.3 Update) Game is good but content is lacking. Not much seems to get changed even after the updates. Biggest problem this game has is lack of content 5 Star for the potential for this game. As of right now the 4 H scenes you see in the preview are the only ones in the game. Kinda slow grind to get money at the moment but it's not hard. Hopefully more content will be added! (as of Oct 11 2022)
philip_herrup 2022-10-10
Writing for version 0.3. This game is criminally underrated. Horny Tales violates the universal law that dictates that all non-VN porn games must be centered about raping the monster girls as a guy or being raped by the male monsters as a girl. About fucking time, but a lot of people probably won't even give it a chance because of this established canon. The gameplay is really fun, although (initially) difficult to figure out. This is probably the main reason this game doesn't get as much attention as it deserves: a lot of people start the first level, lose within two minutes, and check the fuck out. I was about to do that myself, actually, but it was actually fun enough to keep me going. Horny tales is flawed, of course. The plot is sparse, and honestly the sex scenes, although of good quality as far as graphics are concerned, lack investment: it feels like jerking it to R34 of characters you have never heard of. The gameplay is far from balanced yet, with the class/level-up system being rather broken in the sense that some options are clearly superior to the others. Overall a great game, especially for such an early version. I expect most problems I lamented (I'm not too optimistic about the plot one) to be fixed in upcoming version.
Helldien 2022-08-24
Horny Tales [v0.3] The game looks good, although it has very little content. The game is based on vampire survivors, so if you like this game, it will surely entertain you for a while. They should add something more original and more H-scenes, since apart from not having great quality, they are quite few. Update: I see that it appears as an abandoned game, so I lower the game's rating. I give this game an 2,4 out of 10.
Deleted member 5055050 2022-07-21
As an early build, it's pretty decent. The gameplay is simple yet fun at the same time, your character has a handful of upgrades to further augment the attacks of your character. Tho, the gameplay could become stale if it stays that way. (Basically just dodge the enemy) I enjoyed the art style and especially the character design of the two girls. I'm excited for more updates in the future
CoomandherFlames 2022-07-17
really fun game if you wanna spend a couple minutes and enjoy vampire survivors (this part is written after v0.3) idk how the dev changed arcane wand but it feels great a safe option that still feels good but doesn't outshine everything compared to last patch this makes the game a lot more engaging to play, the new weapons are very nice and feel unique. I'm definitely going to keep my eye on this game even if it never gets updated again i think it's worth the play for the good scenes with fun gameplay! once the game gets more weapons and balances them I think it'd be a real blast (it is now).also pls let me play as the goth chick <3
Zap149 2022-06-11
In a sentence: It's vampire survivors, but with an rpg theme and porn. Not at all saying that is a bad thing. The gameplay is simple and fun. All you really have to do is move around, but it is surprisingly skillful. Right now, it is really simple with only 3 weapons and upgrades, each with their own upgrades. Hopefully there will be more soon. Vampire survivors is $3 on steam and free on Itch.io, so if you like the gameplay and want more, go play that As for the part that makes this different, the art isn't bad, and the developer is trying to include animation which is a win in my book. Just not very much there right now Overall, solid game
Deleted member 4031081 2022-06-11
The NSFW is subpar in my opinion. Nothing really stands out in this regard, which is probably its greatest flaw. It is annoyingly average in its graphics and sex scenes... Well, a scene. There is only one for now. Maybe devs have better stuff prepared for later, I wouldn't know. On the flip side, the fighting mechanic is EXTREMELY fun. Honest-to-god, if there was actually some good NSFW content, this game would have easily got 4 or even 5 stars from me - thats how much I liked this mechanic. Maybe I'm just tired of Rpg maker's annoying turn-based combat, but this felt like a breath of fresh air in the endless hell of grindy games. Overall, cool concept, which can become something much better with a bucket of creativity. Like, seriously, character design is so generic, it might as well have been made by an AI.

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