WHAT? THIEF! FUCK!

by Lex Catenae

Uncensored Windows

VersionTPW v0.1

EngineRPGM

Released2026-10-04

Updated2026-10-04

LanguageEnglish

2D Game 2DCG Adventure Female Protagonist Groping Humor RPG Sandbox Sexual Harassment

About WHAT? THIEF! FUCK!

Lex Catenae develops WHAT? THIEF! FUCK!, an adult game made in RPG Maker. Its most recent update, TPW v0.1, came out on October 4, 2026. It runs on Windows. Text is in English, and the game is uncensored. The game uses hand-drawn 2D art, and you play as a female protagonist. Its main themes are adventure, humor, RPG and sandbox, with tags such as groping.

Game description

Houston has a fucking problem. A brilliant thief, she made one brilliant mistake in the middle of the heist of the century: she stepped on a pressure-sensitive tile. She was caught. And to stay free, she had to give up almost everything she owned. Now she's stuck under strict surveillance in a fortified border town - a place where something sinister is clearly brewing. So... Unfortunately, Houston is still a thief.

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Changelog

Technical Preview 0.1 - Initial Zone Release - Initial public release. - Playable first Listenbourg area. - Core interaction and inspection systems. - Inventory and equipment systems. - Bar job activity. - Guard inspections, arrest and prison systems. - Initial UI, sprites and CG pipeline. - Various experimental systems and interactions. This is a technical preview, not a story release.

Player reviews

Player rating 4.0 / 5 · 1 ratings

Written reviews 1 · avg 4.0★

Positive (4–5★) 100%

Latest review 2026-10-04

Chief97 2026-10-04 ★★★★★

Shows great promise and has a lot of elements in the works of a standard corruption based game. The tone of the dialogue is quite funny and even though this is just a technical version of the game you can…