Brothel Tycoon

The only "complete" thing about this game is that it's a complete shitshow. Unaddressed bugs mean you can't hire any employees, as navigating the employee menu hits critical errors. Even then, the game itself is pretty much just an idle background resource waster. There's nothing to see here, very little to do, and even when you try to play the game on its own terms for the fun of a management sim the developer's lousy code makes that impossible. Do not download. Do not play.

This game is a spreadsheets simulator first and a porn game seccond. I gave this game a shot but even the early ideas of 'brothel sims' as a genre did a better job at blancing porn with managment. As a Managment sim its not great compared to the non-porn versions and as porn game it just sucks. The game is very focused on numbers and profit and loss's but doesn't do a whole lot to communicate it with you in terms of UI. Maybe this game gets into the more sexual parts of it later, but that is too little to late.

If you like to stare on a screen for 10 minutes doing nothing, this is the perfect game for you. I saw one sex scene and since then I am staring at the cafe screen. waiting, waiting, clicking for the next cafe screen and waiting, waiting, clicking on the next cafe screen. Whoever fought the cafe screen is a good idea, is wrong... This game is boring as hell. I will play another game and let this game run in the background. Maybe something is happening in the future. PS: I wrote this review, while waiting for the cafe screen to finish... Edit: nearly 2 hours in and I only got a 2nd shift and some new employees. Nothing else happened. This game is just a waste of time.

I like management porn games (although it's a bit lacking this one), and the implementation is rather decent with some great ideas. Where it fails is that it forces you to go through tedious staff shifts, even if you can't influence anything about them during the time. So you just spend 10 minutes watching the screen to pass a day. You can minimize and do something else, but that takes away the immersion. It's fun to do maybe a day per game week (when you have the topless night), but other than that it's plain boring.

It's a promising start, but lack of everything makes it hard to give more than 2 stars... Or even one. Nice models and somphisticated mechanic with one sex scene... It either has a bug somwhere or just lacks of content. But it takes more than 3Gb, so probably a bug.

Awful. One accessable sex scene, accessing the actual brothel managements seems next to impossible, no instructions on what to do, no tutorial, no hints. My suggestion would be to look at the preview pictures, and then not bother. You'll have seen more sexual content, and still have the time you would have wasted on this to play a game that's actually good. Avoid.