Kiana & Biscuit

I really like the art in this, and I really wish I could bring myself to give a higher rating, but I've always emphasized the game part of porn games, and this game sucks. I'll admit I've never been too big a platformer guy, but even if I was this feels annoying and unfun. Bosses are tedious(and I had one bug out and lock my controls), looking for coconuts is kind of boring, hitboxes are inconsistent. Also the creator's art suffers immensely from the self-imposed B&W filter of the GBA. All the bright colors just get washed out into dithered B&W. I do hope the creator makes other games, because I'm not lying when I say I like this art, but I hope they try a different format. Maybe something less finnicky than a GBA platformer.

This game is aggressively un-fun. The controls are float-y. As far as I can tell, there is no way to choose weather to dash or to shoot. the dash will launch you 3+ screens sometimes. The bosses are unfair, with no patterns to them. The boss doors are unlabeled, so it's easy to exit a level accidentally. I love pixel art game and I love platformers, but this just isn't it. I also don't like the art in this one It works perfectly on my gba, using an everdrive gbx7. I don't like that the controls list non-gameboy keybinds. I assume this is due to it being multi-platform.

Ya know, when someone makes a porn game, they often either focus on the porn, or the game. Here the dev focused on neither. Its a pizza-tower/wario inspired platformer where you spend way too long looking for coconuts that blend into the background. Your movement is slippery as hell (ironic considering you're supposed to be looking for coconuts to make coconut oil). Your attack is inconsistent. Enemy attacks and hitboxes are inconsistent. Boss battles are way too long especially considering how random it is if you deal or take damage every time you try to attack. The entirety of the porn is in the images in the post. There's nothing here, don't waste your time like I did.